Monday, 12 April 2021

Toy for Two

"Picture me upon your lap,
With toy for two and two to toy
The pleasure centres of our joy,
Together when we fap, fap fap!"
Sir Thomas, TTE, DOM

Caveat

Whilst technically, this is a product type review, it is neither solicited, sponsored nor branded. A quick search of on-line sex shops will find similar products in the 'cock ring' category. The specific product illustrated is a cheap generic - the shop assistant unwrapped the clear plastic bag to check the battery and I never kept the wrapper. (It was previously shown in a post, "The Crown Jewels" but not actually functionally reviewed there).

Introduction

I was heading out for some afternoon delight with a buddy last MMMonday when I realized that I hadn't put on my cock ring, although I had primed with Viagra. Now regular readers will know that a man my age, post prostate cancer radiotherapy, even with Viagra assistance, still needs a cock ring to keep up with/in my buddy. Fortunately, I had to drive past my local sex shop on the way, so I stopped in to get one. On perusing the rack, I saw this bunny-eared vibrating model - now I had seen it in a catalog once and was vaguely interested. 

Knowing that today's buddy had a good collection of toys, I knew she would be interested to try this out, so a purchase was made. Time for a MMMonday 'test drive'!

Products Description

In this case, packaging was negligible with no instructions.

There is no indication of the material of which it is made, but it appears to be of similar plastic/silicone as other rings.

On the top of the ring is molded a tube into which is inserted a simple bullet vibrator (I notice more expensive models have multi-speed bullet vibrators). Off the back of the bullet tube protrude a pair of 'rabbit ears', 3cm long - the 'ears' protrude at an angle. At the base of the 'ears' is a 'tickler', about 1cm in diameter and 1cm high, comprising some 19 thin, soft flexible 'fingers'.

[Edit 13th April]The 'rabbit ears' are nice and soft and pliable. Other older makes may have harder plastic ears, as reported by the barefoot_sub in a comment below.

Usage

I tried four different methods of use with my buddy.

Warm up - Bullet Only

I usually welcome Buddy with an Australian Kiss. As she was getting well lubricated, an idea crossed my mind. I surreptitiously slipped the bullet out of its home base and gave my lady a 'two finger salute', sliding my fingers and the vibrating bullet onto her G spot. MMMorgasm #1.

Forward Cow-Girl

Buddy's interest was piqued and she wanted to try the clit stimulation facilities. I had the ring on with the ears pointing up toward my body, so when she straddled me, leaning forward, the whole device was pressed between our pelvic bones. She said it was better than any of her toys - to be filled with a throbbing hot cock attached to a hot body (instead on a cool, inanimate dildo, even if it was vibrating), at the same time as vibrating ears and clit tickler, was heavenly.

Doggy

Once I flipped her over for some 'doggy', I realized that the 'ears' would be better facing away from me and would be better underneath my cock, so a quick removal and repositioning got me 'locked and loaded'. As I started thrusting, I knew my realignment was right as the 'ears' and tickler, now under her, slid up in her grove to hit her 'spot'. More ecstatic utterance!

Missionary

Now Buddy prefers 'missionary' position, to see my face and to kiss and cuddle as we fuck. I realized that I would have to rotate the ring to have the 'ears' on top. As I slid into her, I had a good view now of the 'ears' sliding up between her labia. As we now ground our pubes together I was getting the good vibrations as well, until MMMorgasm #2.

(Mock-up photo with Fleshlight
for Buddy's modesty)

Cleaning

Cleaning should be as for recommended cleaning of similar sex toys like dildos. Importantly, the bullet vibrator, being battery powered, should be removed and not immersed in water, but cleaned separately with a cloth and cleaner.

Conclusion

The majority of sex toys are for solo use, though sometimes a shared dildo can be fun, though their bulk can get in the way. Toys for couples are rarer. This ring is ideal for couple play, for him to wear to pleasure her and receive pleasure in return in the most intimate positions.

A very big tick from both of us, or perhaps that should be a double 'thumbs' up!. "MMM!"

This will be a regular part of our play from now on - I definitely want MMMore!


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2 comments:

  1. This sounds like a successful addition. Out of curiosity, are the ears nice and bendy/squidgy? The rabbit cock ring I've had in through party previously had such hard ears they hurt. And not in a good way!

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    1. Thanks for the comments.
      Ears are soft and swuidgy, just to Buddy's liking.

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