Monday 14 December 2020

The Australian Kiss

I was reading a past post of MrsFever's about "Home", that prompted me about other innocuous or pet names or phrases we use. There are some that have become so commonly used with sexual meanings, that they are no longer innocuous, like 'Pussy', 'Kitty' or 'Dining at the Y'. Then of course there are the thousands of euphemism used for sexual organs and acts, that don't have the 'pet name' feeling to them.

I was a little surprised when I found myself asking a LOP, "I think I should 'say hello to the girls'" (kissing her labia - this is known as the 'Australian Kiss' - I do live in the Land Down Under after all)!

If It Wasn't Meant to Be Kissed It Wouldn't Have Lips! Kiss That Camel Toe  💋😂 Camellips Southernkisses trEATherright | Meme on ME.ME 

(Photo from 'me.me', photographer unknown)

Thursday 10 December 2020

Single Belles [#EroticPoetryChallenge]

Jingle Bells Nipple Pasties, from Hurly Burly

Single belles, single belles,
Nubile with desire,
Oh what fun it is to ride
A horny beau on fire!

Dive upon the bed
To a one-zip open fly,
Down into the depths we dive,
Sucking all the way.
Licking round his balls,
Squeezing really tight,
O what fun to fuck and ride
A horny beau tonight!
 
Single belles, single belles,
Nubile with desire,
Oh what fun it is to ride
A horny beau on fire!

Grab him by the head
Push him down below
Pounce upon my tingling clit,
Sucking all the way.
Tongue on labia zing,
Squealing with delight,
O what fun to fuck and ride
A horny beau tonight!
 
Single belles, single belles,
Nubile with desire,
Oh what fun it is to ride
A horny beau on fire!

Riding fast and hard
Big O on its way,
Squirting on his rod,
He is 'bout to blow.
Shaking with desire,
Sky rockets in sight.
O what fun to fuck and ride
A horny beau tonight!
 

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Sunday 6 December 2020

The Twelve Days of Sexmas [#WickedWednesday, #EroticPoetryChallenge, #4Thoughts_Fiction, #12DaysOfSexmas]

We are well into the first week of December, so it's time to write out my erotically poetic ChristmasSexmas Wish List - it is traditional to have 12 days of wishes. 

Not having a 'True Love' with an ounce of libidinousness in her mind or body to give my wishes to me, I can only hope that Santa remembers that I have been nicely naughty all year long!


On the 1st day of Sexmas, my true wish is for me, a diamond studded gold cock ring.

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On the 2nd day of Sexmas, my true wish is for you, two silver nipple clamps.


On the 3rd day of Sexmas, my true wish is for me, three penis piercings (the stair-way to heavenly orgasms is a Jacob's Ladder, I am told).


On the 4th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for you, 4 clit rings a'clitering.
 


On the 5th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for you, 5 silver clit bells (you rang?).


On the 6th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for me, 6 lays a'laying.
 


On the 7th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for me, 7 nymphs a'swimming.

On the 8th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for me, 8 maids a'milking.
 


On the 9th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for you, 9 drummers drumming.
 


On the 10th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for me, 10 pipers 'piping'.
 


On the 11th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for me, 11 Ladies dancing.
 


On the 12th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for you, 12 Lords a'leaping.

So dear readers, I hope your True Love gives you your wishes for Christmas/Sexmas, or Santa Claus does at least.

 
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