tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20566393785274816282024-03-17T12:59:56.276+11:00The Cunning LinctusSir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.comBlogger217125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-89558923868953435602023-11-08T10:26:00.001+11:002023-11-08T10:26:44.117+11:00When Only Another Woman Can Satisfy<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" class="bn vh vi c" height="467" loading="eager" role="presentation" src="https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:806/0*ErcyuDnZNLxHsE0G" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8); font-family: medium-content-sans-serif-font, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Open Sans", "Helvetica Neue", sans-serif; height: auto; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle; width: 679.989px;" width="700" /></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span face="sohne, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: white; color: #6b6b6b; font-size: 14px;">Photo by </span><a class="az ni" href="https://unsplash.com/@aarsoph?utm_source=medium&utm_medium=referral" rel="noopener ugc nofollow" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: sohne, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" target="_blank">Kristijan Arsov</a><span face="sohne, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: white; color: #6b6b6b; font-size: 14px;"> on </span><a class="az ni" href="https://unsplash.com/?utm_source=medium&utm_medium=referral" rel="noopener ugc nofollow" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: sohne, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" target="_blank">Unsplash</a></td></tr></tbody></table><h2 style="text-align: center;"><span face="sohne, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: white; color: #6b6b6b; font-size: 22px; letter-spacing: 0px;">Having been left high and wet when Mike left, the message from Claire reignited my arousal</span></h2><div style="box-sizing: inherit;"><div class="ja ut pa uu uv" style="box-sizing: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-word;"><div class="n p" style="box-sizing: inherit; display: flex; justify-content: center;"><div class="dh bn di dj dk dl" style="box-sizing: inherit; margin: 0px 24px; max-width: 680px; min-width: 0px; width: 679.989px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #242424; letter-spacing: -0.048px; text-align: left;">When “</span><a class="az ni" href="https://medium.com/tantalizing-tales/their-eyes-met-across-the-courtyard-419ca58d875c" rel="noopener" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; letter-spacing: -0.048px; text-align: left;">Their Eyes Met Across the Courtyard</a><span style="background-color: white; color: #242424; letter-spacing: -0.048px; text-align: left;">”, Teresa was about to be drawn into a whole new world of sexual enjoyment.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">I’ve never actually been an exhibitionist, but when I saw Claire fucking her guy, just like me, in the room opposite, then waved and gave me a ‘thumbs up’, I got a little more excited. After Mike finished early, pulled out and left leaving me totally unsatisfied, I received the text from Claire, inviting me over for some ‘satisfaction’. I was about to enter a whole new world of sexuality.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Now my colleague Claire worked in the cubicle across from me. I had always admired her dress sense, in fact I was sometimes jealous of how she showed off her curves in her flattering clothes. I never actually had any sexual feelings about her. In fact I had never thought of being with another woman in my entire life.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">But tonight was different. Our ‘encounter’ across the courtyard had brought an unexpected tingle between my legs.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Without a second thought, virtually in a dream, I slipped on the hotel robe, popped the room key in my pocket and went out into the corridor. It was well after midnight and the hallway was deserted. I glided down to the link walk-way still in a dream-world daze, seeming to float along like an apparition. I turned into the south-wing hallway. As I raised my hand to knock on room 569, the door opened and Claire, still naked, reached her hand around my neck, pulled me into the room and planted a deep passionate kiss on me.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">I was in an out-of-body experience. Looking back, I can’t recognise the person I had become in Claire’s room. The conservative, shy (except when tipsy) girl was gone. In one move, I slipped my robe off and had my arms around Claire, returning the Deep French Kiss.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Claire guided me to the bedroom, whilst we still kissed and groped each other. As we fell on the bed, Claire broke our kiss and said,</div><div style="text-align: justify;">“<i>Have you any idea how much I’ve lusted after you? You in your sweet ‘girl next door’ simple dresses and all the young guys hanging around you, leering over the partition. The curve of your neck and silken hair and the little flick you give when you innocently don’t even realise you are flirting. Oh My God! My panties get so wet just watching you that I sometimes have to go to The Ladies to ‘rub one out’.</i>”</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Claire throws a leg over mine and I can feel her wetness, so I do the same and we are rubbing our crotches against each other’s thighs. One of her hands is caressing the nape of my neck whilst her other caresses my breast. Her kisses work down my throat till they are suckling my other nipple.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">A warm flush and tingle is spreading down my body. This is different from ‘normal’ sex I’ve had with guys.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Our fingers and hands are running up and down each other’s bodies, neck, shoulders, breasts, back, buttocks, thighs, legs. As Claire works her way down my legs, she swings her body round, eventually swinging a leg over my torso. As she sucks my toes then starts to lick and kiss up my legs, I reach out my hands to squeeze her butt.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">As I spread her butt cheeks I am presented with a beautiful sight of a gaping wet vulva. OMG! I realise that I have never ever seen a woman’s ‘sex’, in the flesh so to speak. I’ve never even seen my own really except when I used a mirror the first time I shaved down there. I had heard girls at school say disparaging things about their ‘gash’, but WOW, this is beautiful.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">As Claire has worked her way up my inner thighs, her legs are now astride my breasts and her love lips are only inches away. The beautiful musky scent of her sex reaches my nostrils. I stretch my arms around her legs so my fingers can reach and spread her petals. I pause, gawking, taking in this tantalizing view, every fleshy fold, the glistening moistness, the inviting hidden depths through the inner lips of her vag.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">My reverie is broken as Claire wriggles her thighs up closer lifting them a little so that her clit is pushed up against my mouth. At the same time I feel her warm breath on my own sex then her tongue sliding across my slit. My body gives an instinctive shudder and lifts slightly to meet her exploring tongue.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">I lick my lips as I realise I have been drooling a little. I respond to Claire’s invitation and extend my tongue to lick her clit. I find Claire’s ‘pearl’ swollen and pushing out of its hood — I have explored my own with a finger and mine always seemed very small and hidden. Claire wriggles her hips some more, working her clit against my tongue and mouth. I open my lips and kiss and tongue Claire a bit like a French Kiss. Claire’s body responds, ‘kissing’ me back.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Then I realise my own body has been responding similarly to Claire’s kissing of my own clit. OMG! Warm tingles run up and down my body.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Claire pushes her vulva further up my face till her clit is rubbing against my nose and my mouth spreads across her labia and tongue slides across her entrance. Instinctively, I slide my tongue in and her scent is enhanced with the taste of her sex and the cum of her recent fuck-buddy. I extend my tongue as far as I can and I can feel the rough spongy area of her G-spot. As I flick the tip of my tongue across it Claire responds with a wriggle.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Claire is doing the same to me and our arousals are building together. Our bodies are lifting and thrusting to maximise the stimulation.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Oh fuck. This is almost as good as the best sex I’ve had with a guy, despite not having a cock in my cunt, but different.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Claire seems to be more aroused than me and after some vigorous squirming around on my face she suddenly lifts off me and I receive a warm spray of squirt across my face and in my mouth.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">My own arousal under Claire’s ministrations is reaching its peak and I suddenly break into an almighty whole body shaking orgasm. Claire continues kissing and licking me and in a minute we both come together again.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Our bodies are glowing with perspiration, our limbs are limp and we are almost breathless. Claire turns around and snuggles up beside me. My nipples tingle as our breasts crush against each other. Claire has an arm around me and her deep blue limpid pools of eyes look into mine. We kiss and share the taste of each others sex. Claire breaks for a moment and says, “<i>Now that’s what I call Real Sex! Why can’t guys make love like this?</i>”</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Claire is full of surprises for this young neophyte. She swings a leg over spreading my legs, then half lying on me, works her sex against mine. OMFG! Can this get any better. Our vulva are rubbing against each other spreading our lips and ‘kissing’. Claire tweaks my nipples and I come again.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">After several more orgasms together, we collapse in a perspiring, heaving heap and promptly fall asleep in each others arms.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">The sun is streaming through the still open curtains when we finally wake. Claire is first to speak, “<i>Dear sweet Teresa. You’ve just popped your bi-cherry. Too bad we have to check out. But I think we are going to have some ‘fan-gasmic’ times together in the coming weeks. Perhaps we can teach those boys a thing or two about Real Sex and pleasuring a woman!</i>”</div><span></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>xxxxXXXxxxx</b></div><b></b><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">This story was originally published by the author at "</span><a href="https://redemptionmagazine.com/richard-lane-make-up-artist-b38a1fe372db" style="text-align: left;">https://medium.com/tantalizing-tales/when-only-another-woman-can-satisfy-a94d92c0e1e1</a><span style="text-align: left;">" on Mar.6 2023, in the Medium Publication "</span><a href="https://medium.com/tantalizing-tales/" style="text-align: left;">Tantalizing Tales</a><span style="text-align: left;">".</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="or xy xz ya yb" style="box-sizing: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-word;"><div class="zx zy zz aba wp aoq" style="box-shadow: rgb(230, 230, 230) 0px 0px 0px 1px inset; box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 56px;"><a href="https://medium.com/@sirthomasdom/membership" rel="noopener follow" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; text-decoration-line: none;" target="_blank"></a><div class="nl al mg" style="box-sizing: inherit; display: flex; flex: 0 0 auto; padding: 0px;"><a href="https://medium.com/@sirthomasdom/membership" rel="noopener follow" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; text-decoration-line: none;" target="_blank"><div class="ajr al cx am kj ajs" style="box-sizing: inherit; display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex: 1 1 auto; justify-content: center; padding: 16px 20px;"><h2 class="bu mw eb bw cs oo mo mp op mr mt fk bx" style="-webkit-box-orient: vertical; -webkit-line-clamp: 2; box-sizing: inherit; color: #292929; display: -webkit-box; font-family: sohne, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0px; line-height: 20px; margin: 0px; max-height: 40px; overflow: hidden; text-overflow: ellipsis;">Join Medium with my referral link — Sir Thomas</h2><div class="abn y" style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 8px;"><h3 class="bu b eb bw cs oo mo mp op mr mt hj" style="-webkit-box-orient: vertical; -webkit-line-clamp: 2; box-sizing: inherit; color: #757575; display: -webkit-box; font-family: sohne, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; line-height: 20px; margin: 0px; max-height: 40px; overflow: hidden; text-overflow: ellipsis;">Read every story from Sir Thomas (and thousands of other writers on Medium). 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font-family: verdana; font-size: 22px; letter-spacing: 0px;">Miss Lane Has a Real Skill in ‘Comforting’ the Bereaved!</span></h2><h2 style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfA7aNZ1HdSgl_llVESA-ctPQqFZMt_WVIxHPctGvsgu40daBpfRf0LnTIuZEfxVzEAUTrETScAmhcybsVK-ReN4xaGV9XClMKY4GpYoRBalNTwXbfq_2aIXbnLuzPVS6J8t54cYCSlrwJK86DkE-Zh9y0ZmcSmMVK8bomvwUC1jS6SKxpqnV4YSiV/s1179/Cherub.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Cherub statue" border="0" data-original-height="1179" data-original-width="786" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfA7aNZ1HdSgl_llVESA-ctPQqFZMt_WVIxHPctGvsgu40daBpfRf0LnTIuZEfxVzEAUTrETScAmhcybsVK-ReN4xaGV9XClMKY4GpYoRBalNTwXbfq_2aIXbnLuzPVS6J8t54cYCSlrwJK86DkE-Zh9y0ZmcSmMVK8bomvwUC1jS6SKxpqnV4YSiV/w266-h400/Cherub.jpeg" title="Photo by Sandy Millar on Unsplash" width="266" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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overflow-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-word;"><p class="pw-post-body-paragraph zt zu yp rr b zv zw vc zx zy zz vf aba abb abc abd abe abf abg abh abi abj abk abl abm abn ot bx abo" data-selectable-paragraph="" id="52c4" style="box-sizing: inherit; clear: left; color: #292929; letter-spacing: -0.003em; line-height: 32px; margin: 2em 0px -0.46em; word-break: break-word;"><span class="y abp abq abr jb abs abt abu abv abw ct" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; display: block; float: left; line-height: 0.83; margin-right: 12px; padding-top: 7px; position: relative;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;">M</span></span><span style="font-size: 20px;"><span style="font-family: times;"></span></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: helvetica;">iss Lane has a ‘thing’ about ‘stiffs’ and is rather kinky in running her family’s funeral home “<b>Cherry Lane Eternal Comfort Funerals</b>”. Now most people when thinking of funerals, think of an environment like the above cherub. But Cherry knew the secrets of so many old families of Lanesville. She saw the whole gamut of emotions at her services, from true grief over the loss of a loved one, to fake grief hiding hate and relief, to the secret grief of a distraught lover.</span></p><span style="font-family: helvetica;"><div style="text-align: justify;">It was these later clients where Cherry found her niche in offering comfort and often in her own ‘niche’.</div><h3 style="text-align: justify;">Kink in the Family</h3><p style="text-align: justify;">Her brother Richard also had a necrophilic kink. When the body of one of ‘the lads’ about town comes across his table, he takes special care in it’s preparation to give it a really good realistic stiff, so the ladies of Lanesville when viewing the corpse can enjoy the memories.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">He also helped Cherry in fitting out her special ‘Eternal Comfort Chapel’ room behind the mortuary.</p><h3 style="text-align: justify;">Dressed For Comfort</h3><div style="text-align: justify;">Now Cherry was very well built for ‘comfort’. Within the constraints of her formal business attire, her well endowed chest stretched her jacket buttons to almost breaking point. She only ever wore a sheer bra with no underwire so that there was a little flounce as she walked, which whilst alluring was just on the border of respectability. Her skirt was always rather shorter than ‘regulation’. Her sheer stockings (no plain grey leggings for Cherry) flattered the curves of her calves and drew one’s eyes up into the darkness of your imagination. She always wore very high heel pumps that further flattered her legs and ensured her beautiful plump butt twerked enticingly as she walked. Her hair was always swept up, showing off her milky white neck. Her plump lips were always ‘dressed’ in “Kissable” a voluptuous cherry red lip gloss.</div><h3 style="text-align: justify;">The Arrangements Interview</h3><div style="text-align: justify;">When people first come for an enquiry or to make arrangements, this is when Cherry’s skill of reading body language, comes to the fore.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">A classic case was that of Jeremy and Jillian. He was the husband of the deceased and she was a ‘cousin’.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Cherry vaguely remember Jeremy from school. Apparently she heard from her BFF, that one day Jeremy was late for junior school class. There was a new teacher, so his excuse was that he got lost ‘up Cherry Lane’. Cherry couldn’t be certain of the story, since there were a lot of boys in her year that got ‘lost up Cherry Lane’. Through middle and senior school, Jeremy had been a player back then — all the girls lusted after him.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">One day, prim and proper Julie, the Preacher’s Kid, decided she wanted to ‘pop her cherry’ and Jeremy was all too willing. Unfortunately, she fell pregnant from that one time. Her father immediately took her out of school and forced Jeremy to marry her — the gossip was all over the school. But 7 months later, Julie miscarried. Despite his marriage, Jeremy apparently kept up his wayward ways.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Now 7 years later, Julie, apparently trying to keep Jeremy in the marriage, got pregnant again, but this time died in child-birth, thus the funeral.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Now Jillian was a couple of years younger than Cherry and Jeremy, but Cherry heard the gossip around school, how Jillian was caught snogging another girl in the gym change rooms.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">In the arrangement meeting, Cherry immediately picked up on the little touches and caresses between Jeremy and Jillian, their words didn’t show real grief at the loss and their clothing was more flirtatious than mourning.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">It was fairly obvious that they were really lovers, glad to be rid of the inconvenient wife.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Cherry sat them down on the settee. With potential ‘clients’ like these, Cherry removes her jacket for an informal look and undoes a couple of button on her blouse giving her ‘targets’ a good view of her ample cleavage. Pulling her own chair in closer, she discretely spreads her legs a little allowing her skirt to ride up her sheer stockings, just an inch from revealing her now wet black thong. Her knees are just touching their knees. In her silken voice, she offers comfort and compassion to the ‘bereaved’. As she offers her comfort, she leans forward, gently touching both their legs, as her blouse falls open further, giving Jeremy a better view. She thinks she detects movement in his trousers. Jillian leans over and places her hand on Cherry’s and with a twinkle in her eye, she responds “<i>Thank you for your kind words of comfort</i>”, with a knowing hint of a smile on her lips. Jillian places her other arm around Jeremy’s shoulder whilst she squeezes Cherry’s hand and her tongue seductively flicks across her own “Kissable” coated lips.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">After 20 minutes of flirtatious comfort ‘counseling’ and discussion of funeral options, Cherry has Jeremy signing up for their <b>super deluxe premium ‘Eternal Comfort’ service</b>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">As he finishes, Cherry leans right over. Her hand ‘accidentally’ brushes across the tent she notices in his trousers, deftly running her fingers across his chest till she reaches up and cups his cheek and whispers “<i>I‘m here for your eternal comfort</i>”. Cherry presents Jeremy with his “<b>CLEC Member</b>” discreet key tag shaped like a heart. “<i>For repeat customer’s discount</i>” she whispers with a wink. He notices a phone number engraved on the back.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">As they stand, Jeremy and Jillian, with a knowing glance at each other, wrap their arms around Cherry giving her a hug.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">“<i>Oh my fuck. Who’s seducing who here?</i>” thinks Cherry.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">She can already feel moistness pooling in her thong and her nipples are hardening against the satin of her sheer bra. Taking control again, Cherry pulls away from their group hug and suggests they move on to the <b>Eternal Comfort Counselling Chapel</b>.</div><h3 style="text-align: justify;">The Eternal Comfort Counselling Chapel</h3><div style="text-align: justify;">Walking between Jeremy and Jillian, all three have their arms around each other’s waists, Cherry takes them through the display rooms of various coffins, past the door to the viewing room, and stops in front of the Counselling Chapel door. She unlocks the door and guides them in.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Cherry flicks a switch and dim mood lighting comes on and a barely detectable pheromone scent is released into the room. In immediate view, is a luxurious three-seater ‘love pew’ around a glass table on which stands flutes and a bottle of champagne. At the back there is a luxurious satin covered large round bed where ‘in depth’ worship takes place. On the bedside table the more observant may notice bowls of condoms, lube and ‘holy water’. But Jeremy and Jillian don’t notice and the both turn to Cherry groping and kissing.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Cherry turns to Jillian. As their breasts press into each other, she finds Jillian’s ‘jillies’ are unencumbered. Their lips seek each other out like homing missiles and their tongues are doing the tango. Jeremy presses in behind Cherry, pressing his hardening erection against her arse.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Cherry carefully guides the groping threesome toward the pew, kicking off her pumps and falling back onto the middle of the seat, spreading her legs. Jeremy is astride her right leg, dry humping his very hard erection which must be aching for release. His right hand has found her mound and is pulling at her thong. Cherry lifts her hips to allow him to slide it off her legs. At the same time, Jeremy’s left hand is groping Cherry’s blouse, popping buttons till he has a handful of her right tit.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Meanwhile, Jillian, on Cherry’s left, continues with very wet passionate deep kissing, groping Cherry’s left tit at the same time. Jillian has also thrown her left leg over Cherry’s rubbing up her own pussy. To Cherry’s surprise, she finds that Jillian had come to the interview commando. “<i>I wonder what she was expecting?</i>” thinks Cherry.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Jeremy climbs off, reaches under the table to retrieve a convenient ‘prayer cushion’ to kneel on, whilst he pushes Cherry’s skirt up to her waist, then falls forward to worship at her clitoral temple, swirling his tongue around her ‘cherry chapstick’, sucking and nibbling it to hardness. Jillian has finally got her blouse and bra undone and moves down to suckling Cherry’s pink buds atop her milky mounds.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Cherry, now with her mouth free, says breathlessly, “<i>Perhaps we should move back there and get more comfortable</i>”, indicating the waiting chapel’s ‘<b>Alter of Love</b>’ bed.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">They all quickly stand and Cherry quickly unzips Jeremy and her eyes widen as she sees the size of her prize popping out. They hurriedly remove their last items of clothing. Cherry pushes Jeremy onto the centre of the bed, climbing over him offering her <b>'temple of love</b>' to his waiting mouth and tongue. In this soixante neuf position, she leans forward to finally gets a look at and to savour his very nice, long hard offering.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">At the same time, Jillian moves in to join Cherry. With a kiss of each other, they turn to minister to Jeremy’s rod, alternatively, licking, sucking him and kissing each other.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Jeremy and Cherry are both starting to moan and shudder with their rising arousal, but she doesn’t want him to cum just yet. Further, Jillian wants more. “<i>Come on hun! I know you want to feel that big hunk of love meat in your pussy, don’t you? And I’m just dying to get a taste of your honey pot.</i>” Jillian says to Cherry. Keeping Jeremy pinned down, they swing around his body till Jillian is sitting on his face.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Cherry slides her dripping wet cunt along Jermey’s hardness lying across his belly. She presses her vulva down on him, enjoying the friction on her clit of his veiny rod and her labia spread across and around his thickness. Her body shakes and twitches a little in pleasure. As she finally slides to the top of his glans it is placed enticingly at the entrance to her tunnel of love. With a little wriggle his tip just breaches the entrance. With a further wiggle she has him in her grasp. She wriggles back a little, lifting her hips slightly pulling his cock toward an upright position, then once positioned directly over him, she slides down on to her captive and starts to ride him.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Looking up, Cherry sees Jillian rocking and rolling on Jeremy’s face with an angelic smile on her face. Seeing Cherry, she leans forward so the two girls can get back to some deep, hot, wet french kissing.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">With all three mouths otherwise occupied, there are no words spoken, but muffled moans are coming from all three. Bodies are shaking as orgasms are rising. The girls break their kiss, shouting almost in unison, "<i>Oh fuck yes! Don't you dare stop!</i>". They erupt into massive body shaking orgasms. Jerry's orgasm hits also as he thrust his hips up against Cherry as he gushes spumes of seed into her fertile cunt.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">“<i>Oh fuck, I needed that</i>” says Jillian, “<i>Me too</i>” says Jeremy. “<i>Glad I could be of comfort</i>” retorts Cherry, “<i>You are welcome to cum again any time!</i>”.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Exhausted and covered in perspiration, they sit on the edge of the bed. Cherry fetches the glasses and champagne and they relax in communion together.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">“<i>There you are Julie</i>” says Jeremy, lifting his glass to the door to the funeral parlour. “<i>That’s what our marriage bed should have been like! Good bye and good riddens!</i>”.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">After they redress, Cherry guides them to the rear exit door. They notice a St Andrew cross on one wall and an open casket, silk and fur lined. There are also paddles and whips, presumably for the penitents. As Cherry opens the door to the rear car park, Jeremy notices a discrete door bell in the shape of a small heart with the initials “<b>C.L.E.C</b>” on it.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">“<i>I wonder what sort of after-hours chapel services Sister Lane conducts here?</i>” wonders Jeremy.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>PS. </b>Whilst this piece of fiction may seem outlandish, it was inspired by a real life incident. During post coital pillow talk with one of my lovely Ladies Of Pleasure, she revealed that her ‘normal’ job was as a receptionist at a Funeral Directors. I quipped, “<i>You have a thing about stiffs, do you</i>?” to which we both had a chuckle.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>xxxxXXXxxxx</b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">This story was originally published by the author at "<a href="https://medium.com/the-smut-mill/cherry-lane-eternal-comfort-funerals-7bcc0232caad">https://medium.com/the-smut-mill/cherry-lane-eternal-comfort-funerals-7bcc0232caad</a>" on Jan.13 2023, in the Medium Publication "<a href="https://medium.com/the-smut-mill/">The Smut Mill</a>".</div></span></div></div><div class="ot vx xz ya yb" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8); overflow-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-word;"><div class="or xy xz ya yb" style="box-sizing: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word; word-break: break-word;"><div class="zx zy zz aba wp aoq" style="box-shadow: rgb(230, 230, 230) 0px 0px 0px 1px inset; box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 56px;"><div class="nl al mg" style="box-sizing: inherit; display: flex; flex: 0 0 auto; padding: 0px; text-decoration-line: none;"><div class="ajr al cx am kj ajs" style="box-sizing: inherit; display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex: 1 1 auto; justify-content: center; padding: 16px 20px;"><div class="abn y" style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 8px;"><h2 class="bu mw eb bw cs oo mo mp op mr mt fk bx" style="-webkit-box-orient: vertical; -webkit-line-clamp: 2; box-sizing: inherit; color: #292929; display: inline; font-family: sohne, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0px; line-height: 20px; margin: 0px; max-height: 40px; overflow: hidden; text-overflow: ellipsis;">Join Medium with my referral link — Sir Thomas</h2><h3 class="bu b eb bw cs oo mo mp op mr mt hj" style="-webkit-box-orient: vertical; -webkit-line-clamp: 2; box-sizing: inherit; color: #757575; display: -webkit-box; font-family: sohne, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; line-height: 20px; margin: 0px; max-height: 40px; overflow: hidden; text-overflow: ellipsis;"><a href="https://medium.com/@sirthomasdom/membership" rel="noopener follow" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: Tinos; font-size: medium; text-decoration-line: none;" target="_blank"><div class="nl al mg" style="box-sizing: inherit; display: inline; flex: 0 0 auto; padding: 0px;"><div class="ajr al cx am kj ajs" style="box-sizing: inherit; display: inline; flex-direction: column; flex: 1 1 auto; justify-content: center; padding: 16px 20px;"></div></div></a><br /></h3><h3 class="bu b eb bw cs oo mo mp op mr mt hj" style="-webkit-box-orient: vertical; -webkit-line-clamp: 2; box-sizing: inherit; color: #757575; display: -webkit-box; font-family: sohne, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; line-height: 20px; margin: 0px; max-height: 40px; overflow: hidden; text-overflow: ellipsis;"><a href="https://medium.com/@sirthomasdom/membership" rel="noopener follow" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; text-decoration-line: none;" target="_blank">Read every story from Sir Thomas (and thousands of other writers on Medium). 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Names have been changed for the sake of the deceased and bereaved.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="9a4f" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I first met Sami on a dating app. She is a mature widowed woman and me a septuagenarian. We got into lots of very sexy talking about what we would like to do with each other. It was her way of coming to terms with her needy feelings for intimacy, without actually committing to really doing it.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="ad6b" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">We got to the sensitive question of whether we would fuck ‘raw’, ie. uncovered. I explained that I normally played safe and it had been years since I had enjoyed the beautiful feeling of a naked pussy enveloping my cock. She returned that it had been two years since she had any sex at all with anyone, since her husband had died of cancer. She really wanted to have that intimate warmth again.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="3058" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">So our conversation moved out of the fantasy world, to the very real issue of grief after loss. Having done some counselling myself and experiencing a different sort of loss (a dead bedroom for 20 years because of my wife’s health issues), I was able to discuss the grieving process with her in depth.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="f0e2" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Of the five stages of grief, the last is Acceptance. A big part of Acceptance, is coming to terms with ‘Moving On’. And the last and hardest part of Moving On after the loss of your loved one, is moving on with your intimate needs. Sami explained that it had been 2 years of ache. She had relied on her toys to satisfy herself, but she felt she was now ready for some real life hot man-meat. </span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="1e1f" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">But she had this constant little guilty nagging in the back of her head of “<i>What would Danny (my husband) think of me fucking another man?</i>”.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="d664" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Well we did finally get to meet in person. When she opened the door, it was like the flood gates opened. She flung her arms around my neck and was passionately kissing me as she dragged me inside. The silken robe that draped her body did nothing to cover her waiting nakedness underneath.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p graf--startsWithDoubleQuote" name="52d8" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">“<i>I’m so glad you came</i>” she weeped. “<i>I want you so much. I need you</i>”, she continued.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="4caf" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">She pushed me back onto the lounge settee, spread her legs and sat on my lap. Her hands were rubbing all over my chest, starting to unbutton me. Her two years of aching waiting desire were unleashed. Her hands were all over me, running through my hair, pushing my shirt off my shoulders, whilst her passionate kissing plundered my mouth, sucked on ear lobes, kissing around my neck, every erogenous zone she could reach in this position.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="ba28" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I was just able to reach down and undo the flimsy cord around her waist and I pushed the loose robe aside so my hands could caress her beautiful breasts.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="64e6" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">She leaned forward, pushing her orbs into my face. “<i>Come on honey, suck on these babes. It has been so long. I’ve been touching and rubbing them every day for a year now. But I need a man’s hot mouth, NOW!!!</i>”</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="4642" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">As I relished licking and sucking around and across each breast in turn, my hands were on her arse and I slide the robe up off her hips so I could feel the warm smoothness of her buns, a good handful each.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="5992" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">With her arousal rising, she was now grinding her pussy against the growing hardness in my trousers. I think I even detected a small wet patch where her love juices were already flooding onto me. The heady scent of her sex filled the air. Our mutual desire was running red hot.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="7e6c" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I couldn’t wait any longer. With my hands around her arse cheeks, I held her to me as I stood up. She instinctively put her legs around my waist and went back to deep passionate kissing — our tongues were now doing the Tongue Tango.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="32b1" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Without a word, she pointed toward the corridor and bedroom, so I carried her over the thresh-hold of her new sexually free life. Her grieving was now officially over.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="1a77" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I placed her on her feet and she immediately finished helping me strip. With a shrug of her shoulders her robe dropped off and she pushed me onto the bed on my back. She crawled over me until pussy was positioned right over my face, then she pushed down onto me grinding her clit against my nose and her love lips spread over mine, almost Deep French Kissing. This was all as she had described in her fantasy of what she wanted.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="6d47" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I could taste her arousal on our lips. But she was looking up, unable to look me in the eye, as if she still hadn’t quite come to terms with have sex with a new man.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="ada9" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Her arousal was reaching a plateau, when she suddenly turned around and lent down to take my semi-hard cock in her mouth. As she licked and sucked, round and round, up and down my man-hood, I could feel myself thickening and hardening and getting hotter and more sensitive under her ministrations.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="521c" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Meanwhile, in my new position, I lifted her hips a little to give me good access to lick up and down her slit, sucking and twirling on her clit. As she came to her first orgasms, I said to her, “<i>Can you hear Danny? He’s up there watching and cheering you on. Come on honey, you can do it, cum for me and Tom and for yourself. You are free now for your own pleasure!</i>”.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="1e7a" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Sami swung around planting a big kiss on me, saying, “<i>Thank you Tom, for that message from Danny. It has really help me. I am ready now to go all the way. Please fuck me now. I need to feel you filling my cunt”</i>. With smiling eyes, she looked deeply into mine. We had crossed the line.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="fad0" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">With a wriggle of her hips, she had her labia spread across my hardness. She proceeded to slide up and down me stimulating her clit further against me. With her hands on me chest, she pushed herself up to maximise the pressure on her clit. I reached up and caressed her breasts, tweaking her engorged red nipples. </span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="8f68" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Suddenly she went into another almighty convulsing orgasm and her torso lifted off me. Then as it subsided, she pushed back down on me and continued her wonderful pussy slide, faster and more vigorous grinding then before, until at the end of her stroke, my glans was court in the very opening of her love nest. With a further little twist, she slid right onto me. </span></p><p class="graf graf--p graf--startsWithDoubleQuote" name="badc" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">“<i>Oh fuck yes! This is what I’ve been needing all these months. Cum with me darling!</i>”.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="6bb3" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">So we fucked ourselves silly until she had another wild orgasm, a deep gripping vaginal orgasm this time. As her orgasms finally subsided, she collapsed on me, stilling hold her prize of my cock in her.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p graf--startsWithDoubleQuote" name="5861" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">“<i>God, I needed that. I’m well and truly fucked now</i>”.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="348d" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">We rolled apart and cuddled back into each other kissing gently and lovingly.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="accb" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I finally kneeled up and spread her legs. I bent in and proceeded to lick up her slit up to her clit, then across her clit in the sign of a cross. I explained to her, “<i>This is the final message from Danny. God bless this cunt and all who fuck in her</i>”.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p graf--startsWithDoubleQuote" name="b234" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">“<i>Oh you are a darling. You’re welcome to come back and fuck in her any time</i>”.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p" name="c9f4" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">As we slowly swung our legs around and started to get cleaned up, she said to me, “<i>I would love to have you stay for dinner and give you round two for dessert. But I have to go and pick the kids up from basketball. I don’t think they are ready to meet Uncle Tom just yet</i>”.</span></p><p class="graf graf--p graf--startsWithDoubleQuote" name="bd45" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">“<i>Good bye my love. Thank you for helping me discover my new life as a Hot Widow! Do cum again and often</i>”.</span></p>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-15481272035609377292022-05-22T09:28:00.004+10:002022-05-22T09:33:28.509+10:00Elust #149 - Having Her Way With Me<p> <i style="font-family: verdana; text-align: center;">(This post reproduced per the conditions of acceptance of a post link for publication.)</i></p>
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<h2><strong>Welcome to Elust 149</strong>.</h2>
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<h3>Featured Post by the Winner of Elust Contest for April, The Barefoot Sub.</h3>
<a href="https://aleapoffaith.uk/2022/04/turning-the-tables/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Turning The Tables</a>
<h3>Erotic Fiction</h3>
<a href="https://asraidevin.com/safe-chapter-5/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Safe Chapter 5</a><br />
<a href="https://dancerinchains.blogspot.com/2022/05/moon-feather-part-38-little-scandal.html" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Moon Feather: Part 38: A Little Scandal</a><br />
<a href="https://redemptionmagazine.com/mistress-widow-aa18789dfdfc" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Mistress Widow</a><br />
<a href="https://www.simonefrancis.com/riding-natasha/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Riding Natasha</a><br />
<a href="https://www.lizblackx.nl/micro-fiction-strict-legislation/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Strict Legislation</a>
<h3>Sex Work</h3>
<a href="https://ozinlondon.co.uk/moulin-rouge/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi, Ce Soir?</a><br />
<a href="https://www.vipfetishmodel.com/in-poland/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">In Poland With Mr W and a Suitcase Full of Dildos</a>
<h3>Erotic Non Fiction</h3>
<a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2022/04/having-her-way-with-me.html" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Having Her Way with Me</a><br />
<a href="https://mistressvictory.blogspot.com/2022/04/worship.html" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Worship</a><br />
<a href="https://ambyrleigh.com/blog/j1m3b2-the-first-time-i-had-my-pussy-eat" rel="noopener" target="_blank">The First Time I Had My Pussy Eaten</a>
<h3>Interviews</h3>
<a href="https://www.podopheleus.com/oz-bigdownunder-no-1-male-escort-in-the-world/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Podopheleus interviews Oz Bigdownunder</a><br />
<a href="Lhttps://www.sexworkceo.com/post/we-re-not-all-vixens" rel="noopener" target="_blank">On The Whorizon Interviews Hunny Daniels</a><br />
<h3>Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships</h3>
<a href="https://www.elbyrnewriter.com/sex-and-polyamory/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Sex and Polyamory</a><br />
<a href="https://morgandestera.home.blog/2022/05/11/this/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">This…</a><br />
<a href="https://www.therubyglow.com/post/permission-to-come" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Permission to come!</a>
<h3>Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish</h3>
<a href="https://www.sugarbutch.net/2022/04/wholesome-kink/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Is Kink (Ever) Wholesome?</a>
<h3>Product Reviews</h3>
<a href="https://www.witchofthewands.com/2022/05/11/a-witch-and-their-wands-favorite-wand-vibrators/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">A Witch And Their Wands: Favorite Wand Vibrators</a><br />
<a href="https://girlyjuice.net/review-bubblefunny-bubble-flower-beauty/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Bubblefunny Bubble Flower Beauty</a><br />
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Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-59837502878679369142022-04-28T09:08:00.001+10:002022-04-28T09:08:06.569+10:00S - Sounds of Sex (#AtoZChallenge)<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-size: xx-large; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2PaMSdrgnvJ3KyZ19RPqenRA7KzdTiN-JVo-JsX1k_SFXd8wt8LcosERS7V125aV5aKfTWDJQxe7CqhYEP_K15I3PbMey0AiU1KXCL9CvTgAPHyL2Sim6r7Fsu0iYo4o1t5NnJPzLrWk9ICMygGETP1Lq1-HgoQdiBo5wdVA-xNX95zIlPAxRgGNz/s400/screaming-orgasm.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="267" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2PaMSdrgnvJ3KyZ19RPqenRA7KzdTiN-JVo-JsX1k_SFXd8wt8LcosERS7V125aV5aKfTWDJQxe7CqhYEP_K15I3PbMey0AiU1KXCL9CvTgAPHyL2Sim6r7Fsu0iYo4o1t5NnJPzLrWk9ICMygGETP1Lq1-HgoQdiBo5wdVA-xNX95zIlPAxRgGNz/w134-h200/screaming-orgasm.jpg" width="134" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b>Image - <a href="https://www.sexandpsychology.com/blog/2013/1/16/panting-and-moaning-and-screaming-oh-my-why-noisy-sex-is-bet/">sexandpsychology.com</a></b></span></div><span style="font-family: times;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>S</b></span><span style="font-size: medium;">quelching</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><span style="font-size: medium;">quealing</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><span style="font-size: medium;">lapping</span></div></span><span style="font-family: times;"><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><span style="font-size: medium;">lamming</span></div></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times;"><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><span style="font-size: medium;">lurping</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times;"><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><span style="font-size: medium;">liding</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times;"><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><span style="font-size: medium;">ploshing</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times;"><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><span style="font-size: medium;">lipping</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times;"><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><span style="font-size: medium;">ighing</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Oh <b> </b></span><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><span style="font-size: medium;">hit </span><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>YE</b></span><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><b style="font-size: xx-large;">S</b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>!!!!!!!</b></span></span></div><p style="text-align: center;"><span></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-size: xx-large; text-align: center;"><span><a href="http://www.a-to-zchallenge.com/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="250" data-original-width="250" height="250" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJikHjrQGu3EkyH6S5HLNnL6cqx3K30b-j3vssqUgozp4gC9-DanGzZ9PXqDLKv8uPDMO12baDLY2nUiJyy2VLcNSHs1e5ISD8Xf7o78hrhIX-2SxtaC7cd_eJ34Jn8pS7lCoOsznFgIOjcHmW474PEG3fhIrC6zxNcE-hMfhGCU5iZgC2nhsra6OF/s1600/A-TO-B_badge_1c.jpg" width="250" /></a></span></div><span><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b>Click this badge to see others' contributions.<br /></b></span><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b>Whilst I am not participating in the A-Z Challenge per se this year,<br />after a wonderfully noisy session last night,<br />I was inspired and couldn't let the 'S' challenge pass.</b></span><br /><b style="font-size: xx-large;"><br /></b></span><p></p>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-32734042200095968402022-04-27T08:33:00.001+10:002022-05-20T14:47:39.849+10:00Surrender #WriteBigSexyWords<div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://vsgif.com/gif/3134014" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="265" data-original-width="436" height="194" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSrZsKDJUkIUfkZJhS9uy9pyDzv3YtKpdQ8IxqHkLiuHqZzlnReTI04K-M0_6pWeNMPcHjlsSpVZPksaGM_cAFeGjN_n6t9F39QxTPO3mrWaHqrEIWDCrMpfUsfuwLlH7YUN-b7c9bR3clK85kQZBMBwofzde3k_NRzegs3ouvJdZr0XdrJ-ESNwOL/s320/DGs.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><b><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;">Image from https://vsgif.com<br />from Game Of Thrones</span></b><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">My <abbr title="a lover, especially the illicit partner of a married person">paramour</abbr>'s <abbr title="luxuriously self-indulgent characterized by or reflecting a state of moral or cultural decline">decadent</abbr> <abbr title="women's underwear and nightclothes">lingerie</abbr></span></div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><div style="text-align: center;">Clung to her <abbr title="tender, juicy, and tasty; having thick fleshy leaves">succulent</abbr> breasts</div></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><div style="text-align: center;">That filled the cups to o'flowing.</div></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><div style="text-align: center;">Her nipples <abbr title="push suddenly or violently in a specified direction">thrust</abbr> through the silk,</div><div style="text-align: center;">Pleading and begging me to <abbr title="draw into the mouth by contracting the muscles of the lips and mouth to make a partial vacuum">suck</abbr> them.</div></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I was <abbr title="easily bent, influenced or directed; yielding">pliant</abbr> putty under her spell.</span></div></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><div style="text-align: center;">My <abbr title="high body temperature; a state of nervous excitement or agitation">fever</abbr> was rising</div><div style="text-align: center;">And my pole was rising,</div></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><div style="text-align: center;">Ready to unfurl</div><div style="text-align: center;">The flag of <abbr title="stop resisting to an enemy or opponent and submit to their authority">surrender</abbr>.</div></span></div>
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<p></p>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-2046613245342723262022-04-23T07:55:00.004+10:002022-12-11T09:49:31.120+11:00Having Her way with Me<p style="height: 0px; text-align: left;"></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I just met this Yummy Mummy a week ago and during our pillow talk she mentioned that her one kink was being blindfolded and tied up. So during the week, I went out and bought a red satin blindfold and some long red satin sashes.</span></p><span><p style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">A week later I got to see her again in the late afternoon. I showed her my present and suggested we could either tie her up or she could tie me up and have her way with me. She was surprised and enthused but didn't answer straight away. She stepped out for a couple of minutes so I got myself prepared, using one of the silk sashes to tie a big red bow around my 'crown jewels'.</p><div style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">When she came back in, I wished her "Happy Mmmmm-day" and she had a good laugh. She lay down with me for an introductory cuddle and deep French kissing. She still hadn't told me her preference, but then she reached around behind her, got the blindfold and placed it over my eyes. So this is her game. Now I'm not usually a submissive, but this could be interesting to have a sexy women using my body as her own sex toy to pleasure herself in whichever way and for as long as she wants. The ribbon is taken off the 'crown jewels' and my hands are tied above my head.</div><p style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">It is so true that when one of your senses is removed, your other senses all become heightened. I feel her move and apparently turn away. I hear a rustle - "<i>What is she up to?</i>". Her face is close to mine, I can hear her breath. Her lips touch mine and I open mine to kiss, then she opens her mouth and spills cold water into mine (she apparently had turned to take a drink). Suddenly there is hot breath on my neck, then a wet tongue flicks my ear. Her long hair drapes over my face and chest, the hot lips suck my nipple, then teeth give it a bite. She moves up my body, reaching over me to hold my restrained wrist down and I am suddenly aware of her nipple being pressed into my mouth. I seize the opportunity to lick and suck and nibble, then I am able to kiss my way across her cleavage to engulf her other nipple.</p><p style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">Then they are withdrawn and I feel her breasts sliding down my body, slowing a little as as our nipples caress each other. Then she continues across my abdomen, then engulfs my shaft then down till they caress my ball sack. As they leave me, I jerk as I feel hot breath then her wet tongue sliding across, licking and twirling on my shaft. I flinch and thrust up a bit to meet her, but her arms are holding my legs down.</p><p style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">She slides back up my body in a full body slide. Our lips meet and swirl in passionate deep French kissing, just as her vulva slides across my shaft. Her hips and pelvis move up and down and she rubs her clit against me. Our kissing becomes more passionate as her hips work round and round and backward and forward on my cock. She presses her body hard on me till her labia spread over my shaft. OMG, this is so sensual. And she keeps working away on me and I can sense her ardour rising through our kissing.</p><p style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">Suddenly her weight lifts off my body. I feel her knees climbing along either side of my body. Then a different sensation touches my face. OMG! Her vulva presses to my lips. This is full on face sitting. Now I am no stranger to giving her the benefit of my Tongue Engine. But this is different. This is not something I'm doing to her, but rather something that she is doing to me for her pleasure. I respond with my tongue and mouth, kissing, licking, sucking and nibbling. She pushes back, thrusting and twirling against my mouth and tongue. This is REAL French Kissing!</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: verdana; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9UYdi0omG3x6Xo2FLVAVz-wN2wKbGT5uUZGcvMhZPvkNGDDmIPOn5ECrUUvG_vKzjNjioQCbe7zy4ZmejJNK36j05dSxqsuIGHpW9Yux49H-dg2y-U1g6-o7qolbgM0JydbMyT8bJiHaa3UasILpgExYuIqvilcLDJUJNiKVKso7k7HShT4-CgRYf/s550/Face%20Sitting.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="550" data-original-width="401" height="239" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9UYdi0omG3x6Xo2FLVAVz-wN2wKbGT5uUZGcvMhZPvkNGDDmIPOn5ECrUUvG_vKzjNjioQCbe7zy4ZmejJNK36j05dSxqsuIGHpW9Yux49H-dg2y-U1g6-o7qolbgM0JydbMyT8bJiHaa3UasILpgExYuIqvilcLDJUJNiKVKso7k7HShT4-CgRYf/w233-h239/Face%20Sitting.jpg" width="233" /></a></div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><div style="text-align: center;"><b>"Facesitting", <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Lossow" style="background: none rgb(255, 255, 255); color: #0645ad; text-decoration-line: none;" title="Heinrich Lossow">Heinrich Lossow</a><span style="background-color: white; color: #202122;"> (1840—1897)<br />from "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org">en.wikipedia.org</a>"</span></b></div></span><p style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">After a good five minutes, with her arousal rising, she lifts off my face and moves back down my body. There is a pause and I feel her leaning over to one side. Then there is a cool feeling on my cock and I realize she is rubbing lube on me, then her vulva sits on me again. She is sliding up and down me, from rubbing her clit against my glans, hard, then she slides down till my glans slides across her vag. opening and slides between her labia minora. She works me backward and forward, increasing the pressure and speed, then a little round and round and side to side.</p><p style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">Now YM is normally prolifically semi-orgasmic, with many twitches, jerks and moaning. I can sense her arousal increasing as she switches back and forth between face sitting and cock sitting. She is on my face with my tongue going from shallow tongue fucking to clit licking and sucking. </p><p style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">Her twitching and shaking is growing. She calls, "<i>Oh My God, I'm coming</i>". My arms are freed and despite my tied wrists I am able to bring my arms up over our bodies and pull her harder against me. Suddenly she has a massive orgasm with her whole body jerking and spasming. It seems to continue for ages, but probably only 30 seconds. They finally subside and she takes some deep breaths, then suddenly a massive after-shock hits. She subsides for another minute, then another after-shock. She must have 8 or 10 after-shocks, slowly becoming less frequent, till she collapses against me breathless and covered in perspiration.</p><p style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">YM rolls off me, unties my wrists and removes my mask so we can cuddle into each other. After a couple of minutes rest, she reaches around to fetch something else, then I find her lubing herself and applying a condom to me. My erection is not particularly hard, but we manage a little shallow fucking. But my glans is a little sore from all her rubbing against me. So with a failing erection and with both of us still almost breathless, we roll apart for cuddles and pillow talk for our remaining few minutes. She confides in me that although she enjoys her sex work and usual arousal, it has been quite some time since she has a 'real' orgasm like this one.</p><p style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">I wouldn't call our time a dom-sub encounter, but I would highly recommend it. OMFG, I enjoyed myself greatly, despite being orgasm-less myself. It was enjoyable AND fun. I hope she comes again soon! Mmmm!</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://mmmmondays.lifeofakinkywife.com/2022/04/22/week-69/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVAZH9vVNVeBfpaSi14MufcuQ0Tfm5bHwnlvL185MqSMOg5bNijEyIIGY-VDhUcFG_wTb79m1LWYS-wDFy9-diZeP7gfS5K3EUakbh_6YXPkqNAkYmrvKR21_yrXE7fI2IQqWPe-A3a3a-cz-fZO8Ree_Vrf0YnHRzhUg7lN38u2oEN5De01TFGcgz/s1600/image.png" width="300" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://mmmmondays.lifeofakinkywife.com/2022/04/22/week-69/"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b>Click above to see who else is having a<br /></b></span><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b>MMMarvelous Monday!</b></span></a></div><p style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;"><br /></p></span><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p></p>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-34301969842899390772022-04-16T10:46:00.000+10:002022-04-16T10:46:12.365+10:00Peri-menopause meets Orgasm-Ejaculation-Dysfunction<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">As erotic fiction writers, we are obviously writing 'fiction', often from reminiscences of what is or once was or fantasizing about what we wish there was. </span><span style="font-family: verdana;">But as we age, the reality of our personal sex lives can be very different. This is a real-life, warts and all story of such an encounter.</span></p><h4 style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">The Characters</span></h4><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">CC (name changed even though I only know her working name) is a 50+ year old sex worker. I first met her 4 years ago and we immediately hit it off and we were able to share intimate details of our aging lives. CC is now peri-menopausal, suffering night-sweats, dry vagina etc. starting to cause some issues for her work.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Now with CC being a mature age sex worker, she does tend to get a reasonable number of aged clients, including with erection implants (flexible rods and inflation devices). But she also has to put up with the young, immature wanna-be-studs with zero communication skills and zero understanding of female arousal. She gets rather tired and sore by such constant 'pounding' by these types. Such understanding is a big part of my own sexual maturing.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I am a septuagenarian now suffering <abbr title="Orgasm-Ejaculation Dysfunction">OED</abbr>. Regular <abbr title="Erectile Dysfunction">ED</abbr> (Erectile Dysfunction) hit about 10 years ago, then 3 years ago prostate cancer, treated with radiation therapy (that I have <a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2019/10/paradise-lost-vale-sir-lust.html">blogged</a> about before). With a roasted prostate, ED and declining libido ensued. But with medication therapy, libido has <a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2020/02/ed-recovery-test-drive.html">improved somewhat</a> and ED is addressed with sildenafil, compression ring, porn and arousal for usable erections. But actual orgasms are hard to come by and ejaculations not much more than a little pre-cum (no more 'cream pies', and vasectomy ensure no more babies) - thus OED.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">As we shared our situations in a recent session, we agreed that our 'spirits are willing but our flesh is weak' (though I don't think this is quite how Matt.26:40-43 was meant to be interpreted).</span></p><h4 style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Our Recent Session</span></h4><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I was fortunate that my personal situation was allowing me several days of uninterrupted respite time for myself for a change. So there was no rush and CC and I relaxed in each other's arms, chatting, catching up, cuddling and kissing various erogenous zones.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">As we discussed her dryness problems, I suggested that some oral lubrication was needed. CC jumped at the suggestion; cunnilingus is an activity that we have enjoyed since our first meeting. I am a great believer that 'she comes first'. I soon have her well lubricated and aroused. After several tremors and having become super-sensitive, I come up for more kissing, cuddling and chatting. We roll together for a little body-to-body arousal.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">With my own OED issues, orgasm and ejaculation are no longer my goal. So when CC asks me what position I would like to go to next, I do not ask for a <abbr title="Penis In Vagina">PIV</abbr> position. Instead, I suggest she move on top and we can arouse each other by her rubbing her vulva along my erection (the 'pussy slide' or 'outercourse'). More lube has us slipping and sliding over each other. With CC in the 'driver's seat' she has full control about which parts of her body are being aroused, the moves and the timing. This is full on 'outercourse'. It brings to mind another lady I knew who used her labia in such an awesome way that I called it '<a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2014/01/dff-deep-french-fucking.html">Deep French Fucking'</a>.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">CC is super aroused calling "<i>Oh fuck. This is driving me crazy</i>". It feels pretty good for me too. She slides up my shaft till her labia clasp my glans, then down again, then up and clasp again. A little shudder runs through her. Though my erection is full, I don't push the issue that I know will not have an ecstatic ending. Outercourse is sufficient for both of us at this age.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Hot and perspiring, we cuddle together for some finale kissing. I give her 'girls' one last lick and kiss before we head for the shower.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgo-MybxR-tQsc6X2T6XY5JoT2zYnExtQRWIfQGYkKH09AuN_E1ca68Nk9-k3LZjlcJQAWCIq39PJJBSmH-HcTPj43tXnLYwD1wv0GTkG5WkozaZoH9tm6yaR_lBNfc9vnVwtltsxncC1xvCSBtWRjUw6k7URo1ZZBJsleJxjB7oI9vHZVKBCVww9SO/s214/Outercourse.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Tips for Outercourse Over 50" border="0" data-original-height="199" data-original-width="214" height="372" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgo-MybxR-tQsc6X2T6XY5JoT2zYnExtQRWIfQGYkKH09AuN_E1ca68Nk9-k3LZjlcJQAWCIq39PJJBSmH-HcTPj43tXnLYwD1wv0GTkG5WkozaZoH9tm6yaR_lBNfc9vnVwtltsxncC1xvCSBtWRjUw6k7URo1ZZBJsleJxjB7oI9vHZVKBCVww9SO/w400-h372/Outercourse.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b>Image '<a href="https://m.facebook.com/dmdgravity/?__tn__=%2Cg">Gravity Sexual Health and Counseling'</a>;<br />original source of diagram unknown.</b></span></div><p></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></p>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-84288567463091384132022-04-15T20:44:00.000+10:002022-04-15T20:44:04.895+10:00Elust #148 - The Needy Princess<p> <i style="font-family: verdana; text-align: center;">(This post reproduced per the conditions of acceptance of a post link for publication.)</i></p><div class="ct-div-block" id="div_block-9-85532" style="align-items: flex-start; box-sizing: inherit; color: #4c3b3b; display: flex; flex-flow: column nowrap; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; width: 666.995px;"><img alt="" class="ct-image" decoding="async" id="image-10-85532" src="https://mlb0w1bsz4uu.i.optimole.com/0xOFsrU-mLsa6ERl/w:auto/h:auto/q:auto/https://elustsexblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/kitty-by-the-window.webp" style="border-style: none; box-sizing: inherit; max-width: 100%;" /></div><p><i style="font-family: verdana; text-align: center;"></i></p><div class="ct-div-block" id="div_block-11-85532" style="align-items: flex-start; box-sizing: inherit; color: #4c3b3b; display: flex; flex-flow: column nowrap; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; width: 666.995px;"><div class="ct-text-block" id="text_block-12-85532" style="box-sizing: inherit;"><span class="ct-span oxy-stock-content-styles" id="span-13-85532" style="box-sizing: inherit; display: inline-block; text-decoration: inherit;"><p style="box-sizing: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><em style="box-sizing: inherit;">Image courtesy of <a href="https://www.kittysinclair.love/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">Kitty Sinclair</a>. Photography by <a href="https://atglamourlondon.co.uk/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">AT Glamour London</a>.</em></p><h2 style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #b21a1a; font-size: 28px; margin: 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><span style="box-sizing: inherit; font-weight: bolder;">Welcome to Elust 148</span></h2><h2 style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #b21a1a; font-size: 28px; margin: 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><em style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #4c3b3b; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; text-decoration-line: inherit;"><a href="https://elustsexblogs.com/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">Elust</a> is the only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month.</em></h2><h2 style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #b21a1a; font-size: 28px; margin: 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><em style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #4c3b3b; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; text-decoration-line: inherit;">Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions, it’ll be here at Elust.</em></h2><h2 style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #b21a1a; font-size: 28px; margin: 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><em style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #4c3b3b; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; text-decoration-line: inherit;">Want to be included in Elust #149? <a href="https://elustsexblogs.com/story-submission/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">Send in a post</a> anytime and I'll add it to the next edition.</em></h2><h2 style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #b21a1a; font-size: 28px; margin: 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><em style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #4c3b3b; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; text-decoration-line: inherit;">Please <a href="https://elustsexblogs.com/subscribe/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">subcribe to email updates</a> to receive two emails per month f</em><em style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #4c3b3b; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; text-decoration-line: inherit;">rom Elust. A reminder once a month on the 1st to send in submissions and a copy of the latest edition of Elust on the 15th of every month.</em></h2><h2 style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #b21a1a; font-size: 28px; margin: 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;">Featured Post by the Winner of Elust Contest for March, The Barefoot Sub.</h2><h2 style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #b21a1a; font-size: 28px; margin: 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><a href="https://aleapoffaith.uk/2022/03/threesome-the-clue-is-in-the-name/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; text-decoration-line: none;">Threesome: The Clue Is In The Name</a></h2><h2 style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #b21a1a; font-size: 28px; margin: 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;">Erotic Fiction</h2><h2 style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #b21a1a; font-size: 28px; margin: 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><a href="https://asraidevin.com/safe-chapter-3-part-1/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; font-size: 14px; 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margin: 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><a href="https://ozinlondon.co.uk/miss-myers/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; text-decoration-line: none;">Balla Balla Bootcamp for a Mummy's Boy. A Duo with Miss Myers.</a></h2><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://elustsexblogs.com/" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="260" data-original-width="260" height="260" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjA6xmZrxd9-O-ekZ_1PzBtNx86Bb1Bu3oxtWm0MuuXXSUje38kWcrARQog2aBxaCNq4IG2v3KAdQDcfzplQ1TJZCaXB2w9pmfbpzUA7TYDiP5B1erroFzs1qHlpX5xdxOedYJLCuTaoGzQDYItUQvsfbEhQN5GS4h_cpuIDtPMLifzo_xt9tQjoDK9/s1600/Elust-Meme.jpg" width="260" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><br /></div></span></div></div>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-72696847908772364152022-04-10T11:26:00.000+10:002022-04-10T11:26:44.347+10:00Erotica Wisdom<p></p><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbc0IiVIZHeZvlDMcBMJKKMYjSZjVQKEZEgRl_JkRnykXyKoHfz773RnUAtwW-ADZCRSFJTRk5PEf4VDEuGQlCscBIs4e2FKzYPiQ3IxfSDTHDZpVz1Z1NjzKJ0YEodOQsVHzdcUejlvDvpyyUFw5emQdIBTFSVOFtiMRKY62NhSOWAyxZHyK7x6hY/s500/The_Pen_Is_Mightier_Than_the_Sword.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="500" height="230" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbc0IiVIZHeZvlDMcBMJKKMYjSZjVQKEZEgRl_JkRnykXyKoHfz773RnUAtwW-ADZCRSFJTRk5PEf4VDEuGQlCscBIs4e2FKzYPiQ3IxfSDTHDZpVz1Z1NjzKJ0YEodOQsVHzdcUejlvDvpyyUFw5emQdIBTFSVOFtiMRKY62NhSOWAyxZHyK7x6hY/s320/The_Pen_Is_Mightier_Than_the_Sword.png" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b>Image from Wikimedia commons</b></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Remember, it's not the <b>length</b> of the <b>sword</b> that matters,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">but the <b>skill</b> of the <b>swordsman</b>!</span></div><p></p><p></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">And remember, the <b>PEN</b> is mightier than the <b>SWORD</b>,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">On the other hand, the <b>TONGUE</b> is mightier than the <b>PEN</b> is!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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overflow-wrap: break-word;"><a href="https://sissitrix.com/female-domination-mistress/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">Female Domination Mistress Swears She is Driven by Love!</a></p><p style="box-sizing: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><a href="https://www.lizblackx.nl/fiction-teaching-the-alien-bdsm/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">Teaching the Alien BDSM</a></p><p style="box-sizing: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><a href="https://asraidevin.com/mutual-satisfaction/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">Mutual Satisfaction</a></p><h3 style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #b21a1a; font-size: 22px; margin: 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;">Erotic Non-Fiction</h3><p style="box-sizing: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><a href="https://www.dirkhooper.com/commissioned-painting-of-goddess-severa-by-dirk-hooper/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">Commissioned Painting of Goddess Severa by Dirk Hooper</a></p><p style="box-sizing: inherit; 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overflow-wrap: break-word;"><a href="https://www.vipfetishmodel.com/bathtime/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">Bathtime</a></p><p style="box-sizing: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><a href="https://ozinlondon.co.uk/maitresse-nuit/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">Duo with Maîtresse Nuit</a></p><h3 style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #b21a1a; font-size: 22px; margin: 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;">Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish</h3><p style="box-sizing: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><a href="https://dommeviews4u.wordpress.com/2022/02/21/let-this-wolf-devour-you-the-sheep/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">Let This Wolf Devour You, The sheep…</a></p><p style="box-sizing: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><a href="https://mistresskye.blog/2022/02/23/standard-format-with-featured-image/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">Dungeon Etiquette 101</a></p><p style="box-sizing: inherit; 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color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">5 Ill-Advised Items I’ve Used as Sex Toys (& What I Should’ve Used Instead)</a></p><h3 style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #b21a1a; font-size: 22px; margin: 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;">Books and Movies</h3><p style="box-sizing: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><a href="https://sugarbutch.net/2022/02/queer-kink-lineage/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">The Lineage & Ancestry of Queer Kinky Erotica</a></p><p style="box-sizing: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><a href="https://thesecretworldofcydney.home.blog/2022/02/20/book-review-neon-gods-by-katee-robert-2021/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">Book Review- Neon Gods by Katee Robert (2021)</a></p><h3 style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #b21a1a; font-size: 22px; margin: 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word;">Writing about writing</h3><p style="box-sizing: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word;"><a href="https://bbpierceauthor.com/blog/f/communicating-with-other-erotica-writers" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">Communicating With Other EROTICA Writers</a></p><p style="box-sizing: inherit; overflow-wrap: break-word;"> </p></span></div></div></i></div>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-67014891882633969982022-03-13T11:49:00.002+11:002022-03-13T11:49:35.127+11:00The Needy Princess (#WBSW, #eroticfictiondeluxe)<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">(</span><b>The </b></span><b style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">'Write Big Sexy Words' </b><span style="text-align: center;">(</span><a href="https://violetfawkes.com/2021/09/01/writebigsexywords-september-2021/" style="text-align: center;"><abbr title="Write Big Sexy Words">#WBSW</abbr></a><span style="text-align: center;">)</span><b style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;"> c</b><b style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">hallenge</b><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: small; text-align: justify;"> for March 2022 is to include as many of the following BSWs as possible in a post - </span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><abbr title="(a) excellent, admirable, or attractive"><b>bodacious</b></abbr>,
<abbr title="(a) relating to lesbians or lesbianism"><b>sapphic</b></abbr>,
<abbr title="(a) showing varying colours as an opal does"><b>opalescent</b></abbr>,
<abbr title="(n) a person, especially regarded as holding or embodying a particular quality"><b>vessel</b></abbr>,
<abbr title="(n) the sugary secretions of flowers"><b>nectar</b></abbr>,
<abbr title="(n) a private romantic rendezvous between lovers"><b>tryst</b></abbr>,
<abbr title="(v) to seize and carry off, also to enrapture"><b>ravish</b></abbr>,
<abbr title="(v) a ‘come-hither’ gesture of the hand or arm to invite someone towards you"><b>beckon</b></abbr>,
<abbr title="(v) to wrench violently, to tear something in two"><b>rend</b>).</abbr></span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: justify;"><p style="font-family: verdana;">Princess Delilah strolled through the palace gardens, the summer warmth raising a sheen on her face and ample bosom. She was alone today, her <abbr title="(a) relating to lesbians or lesbianism">sapphic</abbr> maiden dresser had been called away to a family illness (so she said; it was in fact a secret <abbr title="(n) a private romantic rendezvous between lovers">tryst</abbr> with her own true love).</p>
<p style="font-family: verdana;">Delilah settled on a grassy patch in the cool shade of an apple tree. She lifted her skirts and spread her legs where a shaft of sunlight warmed her loins. Her fingers danced across her womanhood, caressing and sliding through the moist folds. Her ardor was rising, after all it had been all of 3 hours since her maid had satisfied her after the matins. She needed relief again - she was a very needy princess.</p>
<p style="font-family: verdana;">She <abbr title="(v) a ‘come-hither’ gesture of the hand or arm to invite someone towards you">beckoned</abbr> to her eunuch who was never far away, and directed him to bring her a vassal. She reached up and plucked a piece of the 'forbidden fruit' and as she bit into it, its juice tricked out of the corners of her mouth, down her chin and dripped onto her breasts.</p>
<p style="font-family: verdana;">Within a few minutes, he returned with a vassal on a leash, crawling along behind. She took the leash and drew the vassal to her. Her <abbr title="(a) showing varying colours as an opal does">opalescent</abbr> lips glistened in the sunlight, begging to be <abbr title="(v) to seize and carry off, also to enrapture">ravished</abbr>. His hands grasped her <abbr title="(a) excellent, admirable, or attractive">bodacious</abbr> bodice to <abbr title="(v) to wrench violently, to tear something in two">rend</abbr> it asunder and his tongue stretched out to lick the forbidden fruit juices. But she had very specific needs, so she pushed his head down between her legs. He knew his place and task well and proceeded to lick and slurp the <abbr title="(n) the sugary secretions of flowers">nectar</abbr> from her luscious womanly <abbr title="(n) a person, especially regarded as holding or embodying a particular quality">vessel</abbr>.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: verdana; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg9YY4EW2Kp3559tDlXlviDjIEUI4iaI-KGnnjFCJt9XqWaQAFa5HUEdXV__BNJXudOmRd5fC7tM6W2lhoZmFSZuW_T53LjewWjx7gFRQIV5HlkB5RZtt32XVxiSMsIl2U_JkoQQdy8-ozYdTclS3Az3KZfh3LjIrUt_l3e6cLOaJFSV2sgnwiwG0v9=s275" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="189" data-original-width="275" height="138" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg9YY4EW2Kp3559tDlXlviDjIEUI4iaI-KGnnjFCJt9XqWaQAFa5HUEdXV__BNJXudOmRd5fC7tM6W2lhoZmFSZuW_T53LjewWjx7gFRQIV5HlkB5RZtt32XVxiSMsIl2U_JkoQQdy8-ozYdTclS3Az3KZfh3LjIrUt_l3e6cLOaJFSV2sgnwiwG0v9=w200-h138" width="200" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b>(Origin unclear, appears on many web sites including Pinterest)</b></span></div><p style="font-family: verdana;">Once her quivering gasps subsided, she pushed him away. The eunuch took him back to his box, where he was able to relieve his own ache that had grown whilst he pleasured his mistress. With a spume of jissom, he flopped back on his bed. The eunuch looked on from a distance, jealous of the pleasure that he could never enjoy himself.</p></div><div><div align="center"><a href="https://violetfawkes.com/2022/03/06/march-big-sexy-words/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="WBSW"><img alt="WBSW" height="200" src="https://violetfawkes.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/dog-days-1.png" style="border: none;" width="200" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://eroticfictiondeluxe.com/prompt-54-retro/" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="245" data-original-width="214" height="245" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjb152_ClL1FnddKRCk4C-eV2fsA_il6oPzSci6DeeJCz7V3nO_B0j9Utjz523OwZa-rZP1debBhCH6XgMGTWatBnmC2znpWK6r_WGQlaV4zsnoEPJPuq0WaQXofATP_Y4cz7MGOQ1I0_WtTl5g8NUT8AWP8KIvEwxv8jVQ9E8XQO3fIBPmPhTVPDdf" width="214" /></a></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: arial;"><b>Erotic Fiction Deluxe Prompt 54 'Retro'</b></span></div>
<p></p></div>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-73536116252937382212022-03-07T10:45:00.002+11:002022-12-11T09:52:54.239+11:00Is That All There Is? Back in My Day!<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">"Back in my day" there was no internet, no BLOGs, no word-processors, hell no personal computers. I learned to type by punching programs onto Hollerith cards. I had to write my thesis (300 pages) long-hand and send it off to be typed. I then wrote corrections in blue pencil and sent pages back for retyping. "Cut and Paste" was literally "Paper, Scissors, Clag"!</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Unfortunately my teen sex life was similarly old fashioned DIY. Married life started '<a href="https://allpoetry.com/the-hollow-men">not with a bang but a whimper</a>' (yes, we were 25yo virgins in the Age of Aquarius, back in those days). </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">One day in 1982, I had to fly across the country to Perth for work (a 2,700km flight), and took the opportunity for my first visit to a brothel. It was only one day's work and the flight home wasn't till midnight (the 'Red Eye'). Bored and horny, I went to a porn theatre after work. But that only made me feel worse. In the phone booth in the foyer I found several cards advertising sexual services. I selected a brothel in the general direction of the airport and hailed a taxi.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEimyYQmBFiE-FZafng7i7QV2bstqllVbVcEGrUqL8nUpi0-nGTh78QVWHoLc876HUjjeWt19b9UADaKbRNCtB6OKzaSpENQ0xuG-64p7BZ9LVtEANsP3B2d5H44A0Z9HqrbGRMGWB_uMX0eqdWVc0eACf3nIINLeDtMpH1NbbuUD5jsmoikNNOg1gmb=s250" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="199" data-original-width="250" height="199" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEimyYQmBFiE-FZafng7i7QV2bstqllVbVcEGrUqL8nUpi0-nGTh78QVWHoLc876HUjjeWt19b9UADaKbRNCtB6OKzaSpENQ0xuG-64p7BZ9LVtEANsP3B2d5H44A0Z9HqrbGRMGWB_uMX0eqdWVc0eACf3nIINLeDtMpH1NbbuUD5jsmoikNNOg1gmb" width="250" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;">"The Brothel" by Vincent Van Gogh</span></b></div><p></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">It was a nondescript house in a suburban street. The interior was typical suburban 1970's nondescript. I remember I had my work briefcase with me, which the madam asked to search. In the room, ablutions consisted of a bowl of warm soapy water and a hand wash by the lady (no shower or spa bath like we find these days). The girl was nice enough, not that I remember much. I was as nervous as a kitten - I was only a couple months out of virginhood. The 'dom went on and the deed was over in under a minute - talk about premature ejaculation. I don't remember much else.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I do remember walking out thinking, "Is that all there is?". After all the stories of glitz and glamour and fabulous sexual adventures in brothels - is that all there is?</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">The $27 charge was low enough that I put the credit-card receipt through work as a dinner expense!</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Well it was another 25 years of marital sex sliding from bad to sympathy to zero, before I took the plunge into brothel sex again, and finally my real sex education began. But that's another story, or rather BLOG of stories.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://wickedwednesday.net/2022/03/prompt-510/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="151" data-original-width="150" height="151" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgtfwAf3nzlsMMN6iz12Pvw9SRpPbQ_3qr1FvIR0qogyzYEjykuoLp7ieQIQ9W4LPsPo_0VehypFXNgmViRUOrYFJao6-AcaeLrQN4q6P-_WY5ujDfu9IE0VuZZKnSn0GqrRmVBkxZXgF7t_bKGICTEiJzJWS8s5PdfxiYi7FmNxPtB4hYUSvPfmOne" width="150" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><b><span style="font-size: x-small;"><a href="https://wickedwednesday.net/2022/03/prompt-510/">Click this badge to read about others<br />who had Wicked Wednesdays Back in Their Day.</a></span></b></span></div><p></p>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-91741338696043050662022-02-24T12:37:00.001+11:002022-04-25T07:23:15.406+10:00Limited Edition<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjfnyxp7AnLQlYGb8ZKYQ-muTuL4tjW38o9DexHYhB71qjRlrXvchhxNhTRG3RWok7b4yA6KnU_lMB98RbmifxwwPrCtM2VghUa6e7Wyz3VNeE_mBsy49en-YocMcHgEH0xJZO_2tOHXWOsprJw-7DniV7-Z34oscOPAREGOuVkjNXdroaAr-oNGrNX=s500" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="310" data-original-width="500" height="198" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjfnyxp7AnLQlYGb8ZKYQ-muTuL4tjW38o9DexHYhB71qjRlrXvchhxNhTRG3RWok7b4yA6KnU_lMB98RbmifxwwPrCtM2VghUa6e7Wyz3VNeE_mBsy49en-YocMcHgEH0xJZO_2tOHXWOsprJw-7DniV7-Z34oscOPAREGOuVkjNXdroaAr-oNGrNX=s320" width="320" /></a></div><p></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">My local pleasure palace is called "Spoilers". So for my 15th anniversary of enjoying the company of their Ladies Of Pleasure, I dug out my old screen printing equipment and printed myself a Limited Edition pair of celebratory jocks.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Sadly I don't think I can keep it up for another 15 years.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://wickedwednesday.net/2022/02/prompt-508/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="151" data-original-width="150" height="151" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgplnSVk4znrW8AgSP-JNzx6Uz0aE0184m6Zt0Ona-pIw5IJcPmuQHykxf5oiex-webxkmZVrBrxCxU2R9ILVVKAwcmiAzR9rLqfg3DJKbSfKXHE1B1aYnVnBn7XWa1eR8n0h9D9l9FZgGfRUnvpFtVS8wkdCkNEUCTjLS48o2yCzYWOIAObyQkBAeZ" width="150" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span><p></p>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-42838172960164436682022-02-16T12:37:00.002+11:002022-02-16T12:37:26.978+11:00Elust #146 - The Clitoral 'Erection'<p> <i style="font-family: verdana; text-align: center;">(This post reproduced per the conditions of acceptance of a post link for publication.</i></p><p><i style="font-family: verdana; text-align: center;"><span style="color: #4c3b3b;">NOTE: All comments next to each link are my own, and I apologize in advance to any contributor if I have unwittingly misconstrued your writing. These comments are per. the Elust editor's competition challenge rule #5.)</span></i></p><p></p><div class="wp-block-image"> <figure class="aligncenter size-large"> <img alt="Image courtesy of Sara Bella" src="https://mlb0w1bsz4uu.i.optimole.com/0xOFsrU-b2OAMaUX/w:auto/h:auto/q:auto/https://elustsexblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/luna-for-elust-146.webp" /><br /><br /> <figcaption>Image courtesy of <a href="http://universebdsm.com/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Mistress Luna</a>.</figcaption> </figure> </div>
<em>Image courtesy of <a href="http://universebdsm.com/">Sara Bella</a>.
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<h3>Erotic Fiction</h3>
<a href="https://tabitharayne.com/bdsm-awakening/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">The Baker’s Wife</a> - Tabitha Rayne is rescuing stories from her books that are no longer available due to publisher closing their doors. Reappearing as a collection as "Almost Pulped". This baker's wife "needs to be kneaded"!<br />
<a href="https://jerusalemmortimer.com/wicked-wednesday-droit-de-seigneur-27/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Droit de Seigneur 27</a> - The Lords Right! "<span style="background-color: white; font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Yvain stared at the man she had married, before she was brought to the castle for the Seigneur to take her virginities."</span></span><br />
<a href="https://asraidevin.com/strangers-on-a-commute/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Strangers on a Commute</a> - My commutes home from work were never this good!<br />
<a href="https://redemptionmagazine.com/precious-juice-7d80f547c1ae" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Precious Juice</a> - A warning to all guys, "You cannot masturbate as much as girls do. Oh no! It's gonna be soon a dry river between your legs". Horror the thought!<h3>Erotic Non Fiction</h3>
<a href="https://mistressvictory.blogspot.com/2021/08/cuckadoodledo-you-know-hes-better-than.html" rel="noopener" target="_blank">CUCKADOODLEDO!</a> - 'Mistress Victory' recounts a phone-sex erotic BDSM encounter.<br />
<a href="https://aleapoffaith.uk/2022/01/my-new-strap-on/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">My New Strap On</a> - The Barefoot Sub recounts her task for Sir, using a new strap-on (her first) on playmate Pink.<br />
<a href="https://ozinlondon.co.uk/cuckold-husband/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Cuckold Husband in Chastity Buys His Wife a Pearl Necklace</a> - Oz BigDownUnder, services <span style="background-color: white; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Mr Cuckold Husband and Mrs Hotty Hotwife in Dubbai.</span></span><br />
<a href="https://thejoyasitflies.com/2022/01/23/hands/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Hands</a> - Joy recounts "<span style="background-color: white; font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">For as long as I can remember hands have been my favourite part of the male body: knuckles, fingers, palms, a glimpse of that little bone at the wrist peeking out from under a shirt cuff, just all of it."</span></span><br />
<a href="https://londonsbestmassage.co.uk/my-bukkake-events-are-back/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">My Bukkake Events are Back!</a> - With easing of Covid restrictions, Sandra is back (with Oz) organising Bukkake Events (London, UK).<br />
<a href="https://www.vipfetishmodel.com/new-slave/">New Slave into Ballbusting and Small Dick Humiliation</a> - Milady Goddess, introduces a new slave to her world of BDSM - ouch!<h3>Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships</h3>
<a href="https://www.thenaturallovecompany.com/eco-friendly-sex-life/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">6 Sustainable Tips For an Eco-friendly Sex Life</a> - I hadn't really given this a thought before. Eco condoms, glass dildos instead of silicone/rubber, plastic free packaging, long wearing environmental friendly clothes (no nylon lingerie), organic lube, and rechargeable batteries in your toys. Great thoughts Ella!<br />
<a href="https://girlyjuice.net/what-type-of-vibrator-is-right-for-you/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">What Type of Vibrator is Right For You?</a> - I was a bit worried at first that this was a chick only post, then I got to the 'penis vibrator' - yah!<br />
<a href="https://tomilynchromance.com/2022/02/02/the-power-of-a-kiss/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">The Power of a Kiss</a> - I'm like Tomi, the deep french kiss is such a turn-on. It has surprised me, as Tomi touches on, that there are people that aren't into kissing, and there are so many types of kissing in the spectrum.<br />
<a href="https://brigitdelaney.com/2022/02/bookmarking-a-strategy-for-prioritizing-intimacy/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Bookmarking: a strategy for prioritizing intimacy</a> - 'Bookmarking'? What can that have to do with Lust? But of course Bridget weaves it in beautifully - balancing work/life/sex is something we all have to grapple with and prioritizing is so important. And Bridget's idea of learning to say 'pause it there' (bookmark that), so that you can 'resume' at a more appropriate time, is great. I gives a new perspective on 'coitus interruptus'!<br />
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<h3>Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish</h3>
<a href="https://dommeviews4u.wordpress.com/2022/01/17/a-goddess-to-tease-you-into-her-trap/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">A Goddess to Tease You Into Her Trap</a> - Sakura's Domme Views - some Q&As on her fetishes.<h3>Body Talk</h3>
<a href="https://violetfawkes.com/2022/02/02/h-is-for-hair-down-there-and-everywhere-still-dont-care/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">H is for Hair Down There and Everywhere, Still Don’t Care</a> - 'Sans cheveaux' or 'Hair sweet'?<br />
<a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2022/02/the-clitoral-erection.html?zx=80049914c5371084" rel="noopener" target="_blank">The Clitoral 'Erection'</a> - If only men understood women's anatomy better and learned to play her 'clitoral' instrument. Why can't men make love like a woman?<h3>Writing about writing</h3>
<a href="https://bashfulscribe.ca/2022/02/02/episodic/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Episodic</a> - The issue with episodic writing (as distinct from writing a whole book) is that each episode must have a certain degree of completeness, without too many hanging questions that might not be answered till the very end of the book (or last episode).<br />
<a href="https://sugarbutch.net/2022/01/write-the-erotica-you-want-to-see-in-the-world/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Write the Erotica You Want to See In the World</a> - "<span style="font-family: inherit;">I<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">t can be just pure escapist drivel, too. All good art is allowed to have its escapist, check-out, dissociative, frivolous forms". "</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">But it can also be radical. </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333;">The erotica I love is gender affirming."</span></span><h3>Sex-Work</h3>
<a href="https://meetalissa.co.uk/advice-for-when-booking-an-independent-escort/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Advice For When Booking an Independent Escort</a> - From an escort to potential clients. Research before booking, communicate, be respectful of boundaries, privacy, time, paying and cleanliness.<br />
<a href="https://amberlyrothfield.com/anonymous-in-the-adult-industry-guide-2022/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">How To Be Anonymous in the Adult Industry 2022</a> - Workers in the Adult Industry are under attack from both ends, from creepy, stalker 'clients', to oppressive moralistic laws posing as "protecting minors", to economic denial of 'sex work is still work' by denying access to basic banking facilities. Anonymity helps, but brings its own issues of being scammed and having work work stolen. <br /><br /><div>
<img alt="Elust 145" src="https://mlb0w1bsz4uu.i.optimole.com/0xOFsrU-eYhmKTdV/w:1024/h:500/q:auto/https://elustsexblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/elustheader.jpg" /></div>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-25190033185217320512022-02-07T12:20:00.001+11:002022-02-07T12:38:12.337+11:00The Unholy Trinity<h2><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://violetfawkes.com/2022/02/05/februarys-big-sexy-words/">"Write Big Sexy Words"</a> <a href="https://violetfawkes.com/2022/02/05/februarys-big-sexy-words/">for February 2022</a><br /><abbr title="(adj) having or conveying undue or inappropriate interest in sexual matters">salacious</abbr>,
<abbr title="(n) a casual romantic or sexual relationship">dalliance</abbr>,
<abbr title="(v) care for and protect in an overindulgent way, to treat like a pet">cosset</abbr>,
<abbr title="(adj) playful and full of energy, a playful naughty intimation of sex">frisky</abbr>,
<abbr title="(n) an intimate act, especially sexual intercourse">intimacy</abbr>,
<abbr title="(v) yearn to possess or have something or someone">covet</abbr>,
<abbr title="(adj) sexually unrestrained or having many casual sexual relationships (typically used of a woman)">wanton</abbr>,
<abbr title="(n) extreme admiration, love, or reverence for something or someone">idolatry</abbr>,
<abbr title="(v) ask or beg for something earnestly or humbly">supplicate</abbr></div></h2>
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I <abbr style="text-align: left;" title="(v) yearn to possess or have something or someone">covet</abbr> covert copulation<br />
With a wickedly <abbr title="(adj) sexually unrestrained or having many casual sexual relationships (typically used of a woman)">wanton</abbr> wench.<br />
A <abbr title="(n) a casual romantic or sexual relationship">dalliance</abbr> of delightful decadence<br />
To <abbr title="(v) care for and protect in an overindulgent way, to treat like a pet">cosset</abbr> connubial consent,<br />
For frantic <abbr title="(adj) playful and full of energy, a playful naughty intimation of sex">frisky</abbr> fornication<br />
And sublime <abbr title="(adj) having or conveying undue or inappropriate interest in sexual matters">salacious</abbr> <abbr title="ask or beg for something earnestly or humbly">supplication</abbr><br />
For intrinsic inane <abbr title="(n) an intimate act, especially sexual intercourse">intimacy</abbr>.<br />
Adultery, <abbr title="(n) extreme admiration, love, or reverence for something or someone">idolatry</abbr>, frivolity,<br />
The unholy trinity, content!</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjdvh2kfnxpYLyQNChIO-llvC67TTeuu99DOPZGyJ-eH_AOK4AVOXH1MToQzdDS3x9ADNfhrjgeaNLeELI6YEUOiujjNChiC2zWCIonAg3Vqx6cQF_wM-jrGWGgJiIOq96AsWaiKvJa9DEXCGhYMBDvOiyg5LPKTrAQIaK2QH1YSdDbJOzIi4ELZ8X9=s768" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="183" data-original-width="768" height="76" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjdvh2kfnxpYLyQNChIO-llvC67TTeuu99DOPZGyJ-eH_AOK4AVOXH1MToQzdDS3x9ADNfhrjgeaNLeELI6YEUOiujjNChiC2zWCIonAg3Vqx6cQF_wM-jrGWGgJiIOq96AsWaiKvJa9DEXCGhYMBDvOiyg5LPKTrAQIaK2QH1YSdDbJOzIi4ELZ8X9=s320" width="320" /></a></div><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b>The Best Unholy Trinity Quotes<br /></b></span>
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<p></p>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-42802632452113385272022-02-07T09:53:00.000+11:002022-02-07T09:53:01.580+11:00The Clitoral 'Erection'<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">"<i>WTF are you talking about Thomas? A 'Clitoral Erection'? Guys have erections - we all know about that and seen them. But a 'clit' is just the size of a pea, isn't it? How can a clit have an 'erection'?</i>"</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEi3D0ny4cnaLcwqIbvemSNLwEb1Sf39pgH-Ae0eua0VDGSOOYSZGIPHJTHa0aCLRl-rDavBP1_X_Ao2JITdPxE0-DkBzhoHi_Qba3v71yiEi-V6MvtDPFaZEHY22nuczC1n_PNQC_lBRHHvdaHRMN7oc1UC36beJmzNb7ob8wmMgF-uBE9lymLcr8fT=s283" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="283" data-original-width="250" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEi3D0ny4cnaLcwqIbvemSNLwEb1Sf39pgH-Ae0eua0VDGSOOYSZGIPHJTHa0aCLRl-rDavBP1_X_Ao2JITdPxE0-DkBzhoHi_Qba3v71yiEi-V6MvtDPFaZEHY22nuczC1n_PNQC_lBRHHvdaHRMN7oc1UC36beJmzNb7ob8wmMgF-uBE9lymLcr8fT=w177-h200" width="177" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><b>A Good Erection requires Perfect Alignment<br />of the Nuts and Bolts. ©<a href="https://twitter.com/tmurphyphotos?lang=en">tmurphyphotos</a></b></span></div><p></p><h4 style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Some</span> <span style="font-family: verdana;">Anatomical Facts of Embryonic</span> <span style="font-family: verdana;">Development</span></h4><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Before c.2017, medical research of fetal development of the <a href="https://www.dictionary.com/browse/corpus-cavernosum">cavernosa</a> was almost exclusively about penis development. In 2018, Baskin et al published "<a href="https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6234061/">Development of the Human Penis and Clitoris</a>".</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">This "</span><a href="https://www.verywellmind.com/stages-of-prenatal-development-2795073" style="font-family: verdana;">VeryWell Mind</a><span style="font-family: verdana;">" web-site gives a good </span><span style="font-family: verdana;">simplified</span><span style="font-family: verdana;"> introductory overview.</span></p><p style="text-align: left;"></p><ol style="text-align: left;"><li style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">The first 2 weeks after conception are the Germinal stage, up to when the multiplying cluster of cells implants in the uterine wall.</span></li><li style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Then comes the Embryonic stage; the cluster of cells have already differentiated into three layers. At about 4 weeks, the neural tube forms which will develop into the brain and nervous systems; the head is forming and the small cluster of cells that will become the heart start to pulse. By week 5, buds form that will become arms and legs, and internally, the circulatory system is forming. Specific to this post is the formation of a couple of very specific blood vessels, the '<b>corpus</b> <b>cavernosa</b>' (note: there are two 'cavernosum'). These differ from arterial and venous vessels, in that they are full of a <u>spongy cellular structure</u> that swells as they fill with blood. These are the basis of the formation of the genitals. Note that at this stage, the embryo is still physically asexual. (Some researchers have claimed that all fetuses up to differentiation, are 'female', but personally I think 'asexual' better describes them).</span></li><li style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">At around 6 weeks, it is in the Fetal stage. Around 14 weeks, the '<b>differentiation</b>' process starts when <u>gender specific organs develop</u>. Specifically, in the <b>male</b>, the cavernosa become sheathed in skin which will become the <b>penis</b>. In the <b>female</b>, the cavernosa form the <b>clitoral structure</b> which becomes the base on which the labia grow to form the vulva. The full clitoral structure is shaped like a 'wish bone'; the 'head' of the clitorus is the female equivalent of the male's penis glans, and is the only part of the clitoral structure externally visible. The urethra passes between the two cavernosa 'legs' of the clitoris and the ends of the cavernosa form the entrance of the vagina, the 'G-spot'.</span></li></ol><h4 style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Anatomical Ability of a Clitoral Erection</span></h4><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">So you can see that the female anatomy has an analogous internal structure to the penis, and thus is capable of an equivalent 'erection', even though shorter</span><span style="font-family: verdana;"> </span><span style="font-family: verdana;">(average about 4"/10cm)</span><span style="font-family: verdana;"> than the average penis. Sure, the word 'erection' implies a structure arising (externally). So whilst the female cavernosa fill with blood and swell and harden like a penis, it is all internal, so technically not an 'erection' by the strictest definition of the word. '</span><a href="https://www.healthline.com/health/erect-clitoris" style="font-family: verdana;">HealthLine</a><span style="font-family: verdana;">' has a good recent article on the subject, "<i>14 Things to Know About Clitoral Erections</i>".</span></p><h4 style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">So What Does a Clitoral 'Erection' Look Like. </span></h4><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">The head of the clit, it's glans, can swell and harden. The vulva swells slightly and the labia (lips) become full. The inner labia (minora) push out through the outer labia (majora). The labia become flushed (vive la chatte rouge). Some have described it as looking like a flower blossom opening. The bottom end of the labia spread the vaginal opening. Some have described it like the labia are whispering "<i>Avanti! (Come in!)</i>".</span></p><h4 style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">The Female Perspective - Some Questions</span></h4><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I won't presume to write about something that I've only observed a couple of times, and I'm relying on anecdotal descriptions and the little there is in the <a href="https://www.healthline.com/health/erect-clitoris">literature</a>. But what I would really like is to get some feedback from my female readers (use the comments or write your own blog response). Are you aware of the </span><span style="font-family: verdana;">ability of your clitoris to have an erectile type response? Apart from the outward visible engorgement/swelling of the clitoral head/glans, have you experienced full vulva engorgement, including 'blossoming' of the labia and 'gaping' vagina? Does arousal of your G-spot send feelings up the full length of your clitoral structure?</span></p><h4 style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">The Epidemic of (Sexually) Uneducated Males</span></h4><p></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Even medical web-sites like '<a href="https://www.healthline.com/human-body-maps">Healthline - Human Body Systems</a>' describe the penis in detail under "<a href="https://www.healthline.com/human-body-maps#reproductive-system-male">Reproductive System (Male)</a>", but "<a href="https://www.healthline.com/human-body-maps#reproductive-system-female">Reproductive System (Female)</a>" only discusses the vagina (and uterus and Fallopian tubes); the vulva and clitoris are totally ignored. As long as sexual education only focuses on <u>reproduction</u> and not on <u>sexual arousal</u>, will the 'orgasm gap' continue!</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">The "orgasm gap" is well known, but the truth of the cause is not well understood. Men complain about their wives losing interest is sex, as if it's the wife's fault, when in fact it is the male's fault in that he never learned to arouse his wife, to give her any clitoral erections and orgasms. So often women have to satisfy themselves. Is it any wonder that some women turn to other female company, either 'bi' or lesbian, because a woman knows how another woman can be aroused - "<i><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/05/why-cant-man-love-more-like-woman.html">Why can't a man love more like a woman?</a></i>"</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">If only men were taught that women have an organ just like their penis and can have 'erections' just like them. Men need to learn to watch and learn from how women arouse themselves, massaging their clitoris head and their labia and vulva. Of course, another person can arouse in a way that a woman alone can't - the tongue!</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">NOTE TO ALL MEN - a women's sexual centre is <u><b>NOT</b> the vagina</u>. From their teens, men learn that sex is all about <u>their</u> penis, <u>its</u> erection and orgasm, then when they start fucking women, it is still about <u>their</u> penis ejaculating into a vagina.</span></p><h4 style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Do Dildos Perpetuate the Penis Preeminence Myth?</span></h4><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">The promotion of dildos to women, I suspect is due to male owned sex toy manufacturers. When I read more honest women's reviews of dildo use, I hear women saying that with dildo-in-vagina they still don't reach orgasm. Is it any wonder that at least there is a move to clitoral stimulation 'toys'.</span></div><h4 style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Outercourse vs Intercourse</span></h4><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">One work-around is '<a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2012/03/dry-rutroot-nonsex.html">outercourse</a>' where his penis and her vulva rub against and arouse each other. But in typical male fashion, he knows it as a "pussy slide", something that the woman does to him to arouse him. It was only recently that I read a woman's take, calling it </span><span style="font-family: verdana;">a penis massaging her vulva. Perhaps its all about who's on top, "in the drivers seat"! (Of course the penis can be replaced with another vulva for intimate massaging.)</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">From this position, once both have been equally aroused, and her 'erection' is calling "Avanti", then it is a simple slide into coitus.</span></p><h4 style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Good Sex is a Shared Experience - She Comes First</span></h4><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">The number one rule of good sex is that he delays his gratification, focusing on her arousal with extended fore-play, until "<a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/02/the-penis-conspiracy-who-cums-first.html">She comes first!</a>".</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></p>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-25205121213883911152022-01-20T22:38:00.004+11:002022-01-21T11:32:54.204+11:00"To All The Girls I've Loved Before" Sing Along<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I've been musical all my life, from boy soprano, through church choir, when my voice broke to bass-baratone. Then a folk music trio in high school, then later a gospel quartet, and some solo work.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">So often a mathematical mind goes hand-in-hand with music, and I find music and songs going round in my head most times of the day.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Having written recently about <a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2022/01/lust-lost-and-found.html">Lust Lost and Found</a>, <a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/12/ten-out-of-ten.html">Ten Out Of Ten</a> (year in review) and earlier about my <a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/08/little-black-spreadsheet.html">Little Black Spreadsheet</a>, and during this Covid voluntary self 'isolation', I've picked up on brushing up on some programming skills (HTML and CSS), </span><span style="font-family: verdana;">I thought it was time to collect some statistics and put together a 'tag cloud', of sexual encounters over the last 15 years.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjjL9VPCaKvLROspW6LAnOXBgO3Yqi66FBLn1EcjBYUUofnH4_dsrHDaoxU5zcE4y3KOWM5aj5M0tsyjMJQCqFw15cXEoY1kgmIYITvLxfQ7Ns0UUooeEO5znYOSlkY76dtRM9ncAv-ZDN-I7TdNdLx-TnmWn3PHOY5f5GR761BjN96XW5CfaJMRfce=s218" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="218" data-original-width="200" height="218" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjjL9VPCaKvLROspW6LAnOXBgO3Yqi66FBLn1EcjBYUUofnH4_dsrHDaoxU5zcE4y3KOWM5aj5M0tsyjMJQCqFw15cXEoY1kgmIYITvLxfQ7Ns0UUooeEO5znYOSlkY76dtRM9ncAv-ZDN-I7TdNdLx-TnmWn3PHOY5f5GR761BjN96XW5CfaJMRfce" width="200" /></a></div><p></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">With Hal David's song "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" (performed variously by Willie Nelson, Julio Iglesias, et al) as my inspiration:-</span></p>
<h2 style="text-align: center;">To All The Girls I've Loved Before (2007-2021)</h2>
<p>Notes: # of encounters is in brackets; Hover over a name to get the name of the establishment(s).
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</p>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-79063322748589302762022-01-20T18:05:00.001+11:002022-01-20T18:05:25.941+11:00Elust #145 - Merry Kissmas<p> <i style="font-family: verdana; text-align: center;">(This post reproduced per the conditions of acceptance of a post link for publication<span style="color: #4c3b3b;">)</span></i></p>
<div class="wp-block-image"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://mlb0w1bsz4uu.i.optimole.com/0xOFsrU-qHrbAC9q/w:1024/h:1024/q:auto/https://elustsexblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Sara-Bella-for-Elust-145.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="533" data-original-width="800" height="533" src="https://mlb0w1bsz4uu.i.optimole.com/0xOFsrU-qHrbAC9q/w:1024/h:1024/q:auto/https://elustsexblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Sara-Bella-for-Elust-145.jpg" width="800" /></a></div> </div>
<em><div style="text-align: center;"><em>Image courtesy of <a href="https://mlb0w1bsz4uu.i.optimole.com/0xOFsrU-_UInOk2L/w:auto/h:auto/q:auto/https://www.sarabellalondon.com/">Sara Bella</a>.</em></div></em><h2 style="text-align: center;"><strong>Welcome to Elust 145</strong>.</h2>
<a href="https://elustsexblogs.com/">Elust</a> is the only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #146? Start with the <a href="https://elustsexblogs.com/elust-rules/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">rules</a>, come back January 1st to submit something and subscribe to the <a href="https://elustsexblogs.com/feed/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">RSS</a> feed for updates!
<h3>Erotic Fiction</h3>
<a href="https://brigitdelaney.com/2021/12/snowy-woods/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Snowy Woods</a><br />
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<a href="https://jerusalemmortimer.com/wicked-wednesday-droit-de-seigneur-23/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Droit de Seigneur 23</a><br />
<a href="https://meetalissa.co.uk/christmas-eve-treat/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Christmas Eve Treat</a><br />
<a href="https://www.lizblackx.nl/fiction-exploring-loose-morals-online/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Exploring Loose Morals Online</a>
<h3>Erotic Non Fiction</h3>
<a href="https://aleapoffaith.uk/2021/12/return-of-sluts-buddy/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Return Of Slut's Buddy</a><br />
<a href="https://mistressvictory.blogspot.com/2022/01/on-edge-of-knife.html" rel="noopener" target="_blank">On The Edge of a Knife</a><br />
<a href="https://www.onherback.com/2021/12/31/2021-year-in-review/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">2021: Year in Review</a><br />
<a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/12/merry-kissmas.html" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Merry Kissmas</a><br />
<a href="https://dommeviews4u.wordpress.com/2021/12/26/cum-let-me-warp-your-brain-and-reprogram-you/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Cum Let Me Warp Your Brain and Reprogram You</a><br />
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<h3>Books and Movies</h3>
<a href="https://www.sexpert.com/top-20-sexiest-romantic-movies-of-all-time-to-binge-watch-on-new-years-day/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Top 20 Sexiest (& Romantic) Movies of ALL Time to Binge Watch</a>
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<a href="https://girlyjuice.net/4-hot-roleplays-you-can-do-at-home/" rel="noopener" target="_blank">4 Hot Roleplays You Can Do At Home</a><br />
<img alt="Elust 145" src="https://mlb0w1bsz4uu.i.optimole.com/0xOFsrU-eYhmKTdV/w:1024/h:500/q:auto/https://elustsexblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/elustheader.jpg" />Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-36042270487760285992022-01-13T13:57:00.000+11:002022-01-13T13:57:42.916+11:00Lust Lost and Found<p><span style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">This post is a rework of "<a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2019/02/lustless.html">Lustless</a>" posted in Feb. 2019.</span></p><h4 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">Can Something You Never Had be LOST?</span></h4>
<p style="font-family: verdana; text-align: justify;">With my girlfriend at the time, lust wasn't exactly 'lost', rather it never developed. I guess you couldn’t have found two more neophytes as far as sex was concerned, when we started dating. First serious relationship for both of us. No sexual experience. I was from an up-tight religious background, and my girlfriend was from a broken home, living with a protective mother. Add to this her serious medical condition. Our courtship involved a lot of joint volunteering, caring and charity type activities. We were young, optimistic and idealistic. As far fetched as it sounds, we really were 25 year old virgins in the ‘age of Aquarius’ when we married.</p>
<p style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 6pt; margin-top: 18pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Due to poor time planning and travel, the wedding night was sexless (not that unusual apparently). We only had a long-weekend due to study commitments, but a full honeymoon was planned in the semester break. But our sexual initiation this first weekend was very fumbly and definitely less than lustful. </span></p><p style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 6pt; margin-top: 18pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Back at our new apartment, between settling in and study, our sexual start to married life wasn't improving. </span><span style="font-family: verdana;">Five weeks later, we went on our formal ‘honeymoon’. But daily travelling and a different bed every night, left our “honeymoon” sexless.</span></p><div dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span><div><p><span style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;">Our first six months was a very fumbling, intermittent sex life. Between women’s issues and her other health problems 2 or 3 times a month, sex was infrequent and mediocre. I think there was one very good encounter when I took the whole day off and we spent half the day in bed, mostly in fore-play, finally achieving successful coitus. Whilst my wife enjoyed extended foreplay, she was mostly not comfortable going below the waist. In month’s 7 to 12, despite moving into a house from the 1 bedroom apartment, sex virtually ceased, with my wife no longer able to relax enough to allow penetration - vaginismus, ‘frozen vagina’.</span></p></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span><div style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><p><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span></p></div><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span><div><p><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span face=""verdana" , sans-serif" id="docs-internal-guid-ee3b3179-7fff-77b3-a335-5cfa012fdfdb"></span></span></p></div><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span><div style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><p><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline;"><span id="docs-internal-guid-ee3b3179-7fff-77b3-a335-5cfa012fdfdb"><span face=""verdana" , sans-serif" style="vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Over the next couple of years, the vaginismus subsided, but her health problem meant that we visited hospital ER more often than we had sex (4-5 times per year). As for quality, “Think of England”.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span face=""verdana" , sans-serif" style="vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"></span></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: black; font-size: small; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline;"><span id="docs-internal-guid-ee3b3179-7fff-77b3-a335-5cfa012fdfdb"><span face=""verdana" , sans-serif" style="vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgneTjDa9yOFscK4aqJmbw9MALTfEDWkgfXyud0sKRX5lCarYtwE-NwsezAsAXN14No9oVUVGa3YyLaAkwpzRL9pFOJexxGP2ypTKDNnLPw8PMMAR_3F1zGEUcRu4aWaBPVbT7SSvJETuE/s550/Sexytime.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="550" data-original-width="514" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgneTjDa9yOFscK4aqJmbw9MALTfEDWkgfXyud0sKRX5lCarYtwE-NwsezAsAXN14No9oVUVGa3YyLaAkwpzRL9pFOJexxGP2ypTKDNnLPw8PMMAR_3F1zGEUcRu4aWaBPVbT7SSvJETuE/w187-h200/Sexytime.jpg" width="187" /></a></span></span></span></div><p></p></div><p style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 6pt; margin-top: 18pt;"><span style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;">We finally found a medical specialist that was somewhat supportive of us starting a family by carefully reducing medication by half and closely monitoring my wife's medical condition. It was a matter of treading the fine line between the congenital danger of high dose meds. and the dangers of a low dosed medical condition. Using the Billings method, conception was achieved in 3 months. Wow, sex, whether she wanted to or not, once a month for 3 months - the most frequent sex in our married life before (or since). The 9 months of pregnancy went smoothly health-wise, though sex was off. Then life was hit for a six when our child was born with multiple congenital conditions requiring immediate life-saving surgery, then full repair and follow-up surgeries over the next 5 years.</span></p><p style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 6pt; margin-top: 18pt;"><span style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;">The first couple of years post natal, were sexless. I guess conjugal relations were of such a low priority, that the years slipped by. In hindsight, I estimate that over 20 years, we averaged between 0 and 2 times per year.</span></p><div dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><p><span style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;">At around the 30 year mark, we were empty-nesters, mortgage paid and a comfortable career. My wife’s medical condition had settled a little. I started pressing/encouraging increased (resumed?) sexual activity, but with little success. It seemed to be a matter of “</span><i style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;">Well, if you really must. Hop on and get it over with</i><span style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;">” - hardly encouraging - 'sympathy sex' at best. I backed off somewhat and tried to get her interested in mutual masturbation, but there was no interest - touching ‘down there’ was off limits, and oral was abhorrent to her.</span></p></div><div style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><p><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span></p></div><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span><div style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><p><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: black; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline;"><span id="docs-internal-guid-ee3b3179-7fff-77b3-a335-5cfa012fdfdb"><span face=""verdana" , sans-serif" style="vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Eventually, I got her to talk about our situation, but all I got was “<i>I just don’t enjoy sex and never have”</i>. Well, after that smack in the face, I promised that I would never ‘bother’ her about it again, and I haven’t.</span></span></span></span></p></div><div><p><span style="font-family: verdana;">It was 3-4 years later, that she started to open up a bit more about her childhood. It seems that her introduction to sex was as a pre-teen, hearing her drunken alcoholic father having his way with his wife and hearing her mother pleading to be left alone. Even in the 1960’s, a woman was still her husband’s chattel and conjugal rights were expected. "Rape in marriage" was inconceivable by definition of ‘marriage’.</span></p></div></div></div><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span><div dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span><p><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span face=""verdana" , sans-serif"><span style="white-space: pre-wrap;">After a few months, she asked her mother about it, and she had her first ‘lesson’ in sex-ed, including rape. </span><span style="white-space: pre-wrap;">The ancients described this as "The sins of the father will be visited on his children to the 3rd and 4th generation" (Ex.20:5, Num.14:18, Deu.5:9).</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;">Never a truer statement has been made, than "</span><i style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;">The must important sexual organ is the one between our ears</i><span style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;">"!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;">So that just leaves me. When we vow “For better or worse, in sickness and health”, I guess we all assume that the worse and sickness will only be a small percentage of married life. H</span><span style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;">ow one deals with and transcends the "</span><i style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;">worse</i><span style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;">" is a measure of your character and depth of love.</span><span style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Our relationship had virtually declined into ‘patient and carer’. Any hope of 'normal' marital sex was totally </span><b style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;">LOST</b><span style="font-family: verdana; white-space: pre-wrap;">! I started going through bouts of depression. Who cares for the carer? It was through discussions with a friend at work, that I started to realise that there was no point in just blaming circumstances for one’s unhappiness. I had to <a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2022/01/never-tmi-too-much-information-about.html">take responsibility for my own happiness</a>, thinking outside the square of societal conventions. The Good Book tells us to ‘Love your neighbour as yourself’ - I had been taught the first half all my childhood, but not really much about loving myself - that was always seen as being ‘selfish’.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana;">And so I ‘bit the bullet’ and started taking some occasional ‘me time’ with some ‘Ladies Of Pleasure’. I had tried once before on a business trip, but it was over in a couple of minutes and I remember thinking "</span><i style="font-family: verdana;">Is that all there is!</i><span style="font-family: verdana;">". But this time, I was lucky to find a kind, more mature lady, that was very understanding of my situation and led and guided me through a lovely time.</span></p><h4><span style="font-family: verdana;">FOUND</span></h4><p><span style="font-family: verdana;">And so it was that in my mid-50s, I <b>FOUND</b> what I had never had. Through a forum of men in situations like myself, I learned about brothels and private sex workers, of the wide range of services available and of all the different types ladies, from 'star-fish' to nymphos. With some delightful ladies, I discovered/learned about the <a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/05/why-cant-man-love-more-like-woman.html">differences between women and men's arousal</a> patterns, of <a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2013/04/that-smile.html">pleasuring a woman</a>, how mutual enjoyment can be far better than individual pleasure, that love and sex can coexist separately. I learned the difference between <a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/06/comforting-divorcee-neighbour.html">love-sex and fun-sex</a>. I learned how <a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2019/06/laughter-best-aphrodisiac.html">humor and laughter</a> can enhance the sexual experience. I learned to give and receive oral for the first time - I've had some wonderful teachers. I've learned about <a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2020/06/a-buddy-to-remember.html">Booty Buddies</a>, Friends With Benefits and Sugar Daddys. OMG I feel so embarrassed to be confessing my sexually deprived upbringing.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana;">In the anonymity and privacy of brothel pillow talk, I have had ladies confide things they might not even share with a BFF, of their likes and dislikes as far as client behaviour is concerned, and I've learned a lot about fellow men's lack of sexual education, experience and confidence - just like me. So I set about to write a BLOG about what I was learning, of personal experiences and <a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/07/cunnilingus-techniques-dos-donts-and.html">educational essays</a>, then later fictional pieces.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana;">For others in situations like mine, I wrote "<a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/01/lustless-relationship-survivors-memorial.html">A Lustless Relationship Survivors Memorial</a>".</span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana;">I've <b>found</b> fulfillment in my writing, of bringing pleasure and sex-positive knowledge to a wider community. And I've <b>found</b> a wonderful community of fellow writers, that support and encourage.</span></p><h4><span style="font-family: verdana;">Losing IT Again</span></h4><p><span style="font-family: verdana;">But with age, I discovered declining libido, of Erectile Dis-function. Then we add on <a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2019/10/paradise-lost-vale-sir-lust.html">prostate cancer and the impact of roast prostate by radiotherapy</a> and how that leads to further ED, lower libido, loss of ejaculation ability and lowered tactile sensation.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: verdana;">But I'm working on IT. With regular ED meds. and regular self-love and trial '<a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2020/02/ed-recovery-test-drive.html">test drives</a>', all is not completely lost, if not totally re-found! Never is there a truer saying than "<i><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2020/04/u-use-it-or-lose-it-atozchallenge.html">Use it or lose it!</a></i>".</span></p></div><div dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: justify;"><div style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><b><span style="font-size: x-small;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiDTob5zEnInrabuKdDioTFNWW4CbbKnO7ofbsqeLSkDBgXx2OAAAP2zlDpJ27gX2mSW67PceQfXj3NGX7LPKzmGi2uSjA-0BbWobxwU3iPgdXz6Cf2fsZ2MhcgAsz_849VRDXT_uvGZguKkPZf6P-Em3YUm4TXJurzXaUTNvlrUCv59oPjIh8Epmbc=s151" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="151" data-original-width="150" height="151" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiDTob5zEnInrabuKdDioTFNWW4CbbKnO7ofbsqeLSkDBgXx2OAAAP2zlDpJ27gX2mSW67PceQfXj3NGX7LPKzmGi2uSjA-0BbWobxwU3iPgdXz6Cf2fsZ2MhcgAsz_849VRDXT_uvGZguKkPZf6P-Em3YUm4TXJurzXaUTNvlrUCv59oPjIh8Epmbc" width="150" /></a></div></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><b><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Click this badge to see</span></span></b></div></div><div style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-small;"><b>who else has Lost and/or Found<br />Wicked things on Wednesday!</b></span></div><div dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;"><div><br /></div><br /></div></div>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-80762269100068371622022-01-10T10:46:00.000+11:002022-01-10T10:46:45.772+11:00Nipple Nibble<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEggDzL2BAJzQt28lArdE65_AC3LF7AQJRriOzVPz5zzpeSz6gELWkX-Wi89nBZ-xjkeFd4AJ-Z6wtPAdtDd4gsJ5tJ7vAKRjFGHR2CLJOmjP0_2v0BL3YrMZWTX2ii3RJQG9oVul3iPueV-Vnfb5odsVTx9vYdCKEbH2Kc41UOGIz0XjE6j8t9J90xO=s3424" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2314" data-original-width="3424" height="216" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEggDzL2BAJzQt28lArdE65_AC3LF7AQJRriOzVPz5zzpeSz6gELWkX-Wi89nBZ-xjkeFd4AJ-Z6wtPAdtDd4gsJ5tJ7vAKRjFGHR2CLJOmjP0_2v0BL3YrMZWTX2ii3RJQG9oVul3iPueV-Vnfb5odsVTx9vYdCKEbH2Kc41UOGIz0XjE6j8t9J90xO=s320" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">The <b>BoobDay</b> meme rules state that it is "</span><span style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #313131; font-size: 15px; margin: 0px; outline: none; padding: 0px; text-align: left;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; outline: none; padding: 0px;"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-style: italic; font-weight: 700;">in honour of chests and breasts of all shapes and sizes belonging to all types of folks</span><span style="font-family: verdana;">" so I thought it was about time I contributed.</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #313131; margin: 0px; outline: none; padding: 0px; text-align: left;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; outline: none; padding: 0px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Now my ED means that natural penile arousal is rare, but it seems almost as compensation, my nipples seem to be aroused 12 hours a day, and I'm sure my Viagra dose includes a little nipple erection too.</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #313131; margin: 0px; outline: none; padding: 0px; text-align: left;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; outline: none; padding: 0px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">OMG, I could do with some nipple nibble right now as I write this post.</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #313131; margin: 0px; outline: none; padding: 0px; text-align: left;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; outline: none; padding: 0px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Happy "Boob Day" all you nipple lovers!</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #313131; margin: 0px; outline: none; padding: 0px; text-align: left;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; outline: none; padding: 0px;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></span></span></p>
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Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-38873681339672549082022-01-09T13:45:00.000+11:002022-01-09T13:45:35.936+11:00Elust #143 - Oh God, I'm Cumming<p> <i style="font-family: verdana; text-align: center;">(This post reproduced per the conditions of acceptance of a post link for publication<span style="color: #4c3b3b;">)</span></i></p><div class="ct-div-block" id="div_block-6-85532" style="align-items: flex-start; box-sizing: inherit; color: #4c3b3b; display: flex; flex-flow: column nowrap; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; padding: 20px; width: 736.4px;"><div class="ct-div-block" id="div_block-11-85532" style="align-items: flex-start; box-sizing: inherit; display: flex; flex-flow: column nowrap; width: 696.4px;"><div class="ct-text-block" id="text_block-12-85532" style="box-sizing: inherit;"><span class="ct-span oxy-stock-content-styles" id="span-13-85532" style="box-sizing: inherit; display: inline-block; text-decoration: inherit;"><h2 style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #b21a1a; margin: 0px;"><span style="box-sizing: inherit;"><div class="ct-div-block" id="div_block-9-85532" style="align-items: flex-start; box-sizing: inherit; color: #4c3b3b; display: flex; flex-flow: column nowrap; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 400; width: 696.4px;"><img alt="" class="ct-image" decoding="async" id="image-10-85532" src="https://mlb0w1bsz4uu.i.optimole.com/0xOFsrU-_UInOk2L/w:auto/h:auto/q:auto/https://elustsexblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/tg-halloween.webp" style="border-style: none; box-sizing: inherit; max-width: 100%; text-align: center;" /></div><div class="ct-div-block" id="div_block-11-85532" style="align-items: flex-start; box-sizing: inherit; color: #4c3b3b; display: flex; flex-flow: column nowrap; width: 696.4px;"><div class="ct-text-block" id="text_block-12-85532" style="box-sizing: inherit;"><span class="ct-span oxy-stock-content-styles" id="span-13-85532" style="box-sizing: inherit; display: inline-block; text-decoration: inherit;"><p style="box-sizing: inherit; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><em style="box-sizing: inherit;">Image courtesy of</em> <a href="https://www.vipfetishmodel.com/kinky-devils/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">Milady</a> and <a href="https://ozinlondon.co.uk/torturegarden-halloween-ball/" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #2424b5; text-decoration-line: none;">Oz</a>.</span></p></span></div></div></span></h2><h2 style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #b21a1a; font-size: 28px; margin: 0px;"><span style="box-sizing: inherit; font-weight: bolder;">Welcome to Elust 14</span>3.</h2><p style="box-sizing: inherit; font-size: 14px;">Elust is the only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. 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</span></div></div></div>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-48964220177198745352022-01-08T11:36:00.001+11:002022-01-08T11:47:05.580+11:00Never TMI (Too Much Information) About Happiness!<p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIO5Jh7YbFr1gX5orNuVC0ar7l9IUhd10I43xTvUajIbf-yLXCaGwhYef1JUIpxz7-BB8rPw1YJS9qtSqxI-2Izy5uezmitwym6dJBKUU7royMJe7dklYTCRF_caFYdax0avDaxu_4_e0/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="533" data-original-width="800" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIO5Jh7YbFr1gX5orNuVC0ar7l9IUhd10I43xTvUajIbf-yLXCaGwhYef1JUIpxz7-BB8rPw1YJS9qtSqxI-2Izy5uezmitwym6dJBKUU7royMJe7dklYTCRF_caFYdax0avDaxu_4_e0/" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b>(Image 'dreamstime.com')</b></span></div><p></p><p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, "Bitstream Charter", serif; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px 0px 24px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; color: #6b0661; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">1. Do you feel that happiness is luck or is it a practiced mindset?</strong></span></p><p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 24px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Happiness is definitely <b style="font-size: 16px;">not</b> just about <b style="font-size: 16px;">luck</b>. Sure there is luck in what we start with and luck (good and bad) impinges on our progress through life. But the journey of growing happiness and overcoming the down-turns of life, is definitely about mindset! Practice, practice, practice!</span></span></span></p><p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, "Bitstream Charter", serif; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px 0px 24px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; color: #6b0661; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">2. If you could transport to the happiest place in the world where would you be?</span></strong></p><p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px 0px 24px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Frankly, the happiest place in the world is where I am right now. Sure there are transiently happy places, particularly on holidays, but for ongoing happiness - right here, now. An important part of happiness is being satisfied with what you have if your basic needs are met. A constant search for 'more' and the greener grass on the other side of the hill, is the classic recipe for unhappiness.</span></span></span></p><p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px 0px 24px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I live in the outer suburbs of the beautiful city of Melbourne Australia. The weather is temperate (Mediterranean) with daily average maximum temperatures between 12 and 25C. Average rainfall is 25" pa. Being on the south coast, we do get some winter icy blasts from the antarctic, and in summer extreme hot northerly winds blow in across central Australia, so summer heat waves can reach 40C. We are blessed with some of the finest, healthiest fresh food in the world.</span></span></span></p><p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 24px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I live in a Retirement Village (independent living, NOT nursing home) and it is all about Lifestyle. From the community centre with library, indoor bowls, billiards, gymnasium, cafe, bar, kitchen, 'treatment' room for hairdresser, massage, podiatrist. Then there are the organized activities and classes, Friday Happy Hour, line dancing, pilates, card nights, craft group, dinner dances, events and available for private functions.</span></span></span></p><p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px 0px 24px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">The very active Social Committee organizes one or two monthly events, alternating between in-house and excursions. Pre-covid, they organised short holiday trips for groups of residents. The 'green fingers' run the communal vegetable gardens, the wood-workers (male and female) have a large well equipped workshop, where apart from personal projects, make equipment and furniture for a disabled organization. The sewing ladies have a project sewing 'splints' for the disabled.</span></span></span></p><p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px 0px 24px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">For the more physical, there are walking and cycling groups and the golfers.</span></span></span></p><p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px 0px 24px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">All units are wheel-chair accessible and wired with monitored personal alarm system. I have home-care assistance come in once a week to help me care for Lady T. The grounds are flat and free of steps, for easy wheel-chair and mobility scooter access</span></span></span></p><p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px 0px 24px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">For more personal intimate needs, there are 12 brothels within a 12km radius, so plenty of opportunities for "Happy Endings".</span></span></span></p><p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, "Bitstream Charter", serif; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px 0px 24px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; color: #6b0661; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">3. In 2022, what will you do to improve your health?</span></strong></p><p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px 0px 24px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Two years of Covid and lockdowns have taken their toll. Dr. tells me I have to cut back on carbs. and increase exercise to avoid getting to a pre-diabetic stage. Dealing with lower sexual function post prostate cancer radiotherapy is a constant process of regular meds. and regular 'sexercise' - 'use it or lose it'.</span></span></span></p><p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 24px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background: transparent; border: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, "Bitstream Charter", serif; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; color: #6b0661; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">4. What is your money psychology?</span></strong><br /></p><div style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, "Bitstream Charter", serif; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px 0px 24px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; text-align: left; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">a. Money worshipper:<br /></span><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">b. Money avoidance:<br /></span><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">c. Money vigilance:<br /></span><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">d. Money status:</span></div><p style="background: rgb(255, 255, 255); border: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 24px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="color: #333333;">I am essentially 'money vigilant'. Coming from a contract IT career, there have been regular periods of no work, so putting aside for the inevitable 'rainy days' has been my modus operandi. I have also grown up with a charitable philosophy of "Live simply so that others may simply live!". </span></span></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #333333; font-family: verdana;">Australia's excellent </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #333333; font-family: verdana;">compulsory</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #333333; font-family: verdana;"> superannuation scheme forces every worker to save toward their retirement. So I find myself a retired man of 'independent means', a self-funded retiree.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; color: #333333; font-family: "Noto Serif", serif; font-size: 15px; margin: 0px 0px 1.6em; outline: 0px; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="border: 0px; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: 700; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Bonus</span>: Do you have any goals for your blog in 2022?</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">My '<a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com.au">sex blog</a>' activity has been slowing and will continue at that rate into 2022, mainly on fiction (due mostly on fewer personal experiences to draw on).</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">But I do want to create a new 'nom de plume' in 2022 and sign up to <a href="https://medium.com">Medium</a> and start writing about other interests, politics, philosophy, religion and IT related stuff.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></p><h4 style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Wishing you all Health and Happiness (and hopefully some Wealth and Success in 2022)!</span></h4><p></p>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-2952118241558350142021-12-28T12:20:00.003+11:002021-12-31T10:35:31.286+11:00Ten Out Of Ten<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Marie's Wicked Wednesday prompt #500, is for lists of Top 10 posts. "The Cunning Linctus" blog passed it's 10th anniversary in May this year, so I'll give Top 10 lists for both the 10 years and for 2021.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEHUT0U6jqbvOxXW3OE5KEpkhixaiKxuwIFNDUhcT1hdZ9wOn-FtTUCIITYPuu3lnf7410R8YvZvv5mlyJYfdQfi58jVqG99m3Tl2P4g2k9hVQbuMFDyTDtcpItbTgaPxCe3MU49rZu0w/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="280" data-original-width="486" height="184" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEHUT0U6jqbvOxXW3OE5KEpkhixaiKxuwIFNDUhcT1hdZ9wOn-FtTUCIITYPuu3lnf7410R8YvZvv5mlyJYfdQfi58jVqG99m3Tl2P4g2k9hVQbuMFDyTDtcpItbTgaPxCe3MU49rZu0w/" width="320" /></a></span></div><p></p>
<table style="border: 1px solid black;"><caption><b>Top 10 Most Popular posts</b></caption>
<thead><tr><th>Rank</th><th>10 years, 2011-2021</th><th>2021</th></tr></thead>
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<tr><td>1</td><td><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2012/03/cunnilingus-101.html">Cunnilingus 101</a></b></span></td><td><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/10/oh-god-im-cumming.html"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b>Oh God! I'm Cumming</b></span></a></td></tr>
<tr><td>2</td><td><b style="font-family: arial; font-size: small;"><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2015/05/o-o-o-omg.html">O-O-O-OMG! The Female Orgasm</a></b></td><td><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/04/goldilocks-and-three-bares.html"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b>Goldilocks and the Three Bares</b></span></a></td></tr>
<tr><td>3</td><td><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2012/06/4-oclock-in-morning.html">4 O'Clock in the Morning</a></b></span></td><td><div style="background-color: #fff6e3; color: #484848; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; position: relative;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/07/cunnilingus-techniques-dos-donts-and.html"><b>Cunnilingus - Techniques, Do's, Don'ts and Attitude</b></a></span></div></td></tr>
<tr><td>4</td><td><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2014/12/christmas-drinks-at-y.html">Christmas Drinks At The Y</a></b></span></td><td><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/09/yum-cum.html">Yum! Cum!</a></b></span></td></tr>
<tr><td>5</td><td><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2014/08/i-lust-therefore-i-am.html">I Lust, Therefore I Am</a></b></span></td><td><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/08/summer-holiday-pt6-never-on-sunday.html">Summer Holiday pt.6 - Never on Sunday</a></b></span></td></tr>
<tr><td>6</td><td><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2015/08/the-pole-dancer.html">The Pole Dancer</a></b></span></td><td><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2020/07/sextreme-sport-ride.html">Sextreme Sport - The Ride</a></b></span></td></tr>
<tr><td>7</td><td><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2012/08/a-bad-habit.html">A Bad Habit</a></b></span></td><td><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2015/05/o-o-o-omg.html">O-O-O-OMG! The Female Orgasm</a></b></span></td></tr>
<tr><td>8</td><td><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2014/09/cunning-conversations-ill-have-what.html">Cunning Conversations - "I'll Have What He's Having"</a></b></span></td><td><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/09/the-man-with-golden-tongue.html">The Man with the Golden Tongue</a></b></span></td></tr>
<tr><td>9</td><td><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2013/04/that-smile.html">That Smile</a></b></span></td><td><b style="font-family: arial; font-size: small;"><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/08/the-morning-after-night-before.html">Summer Holiday pt.2 - The Morning After the Night Before</a></b></td></tr>
<tr><td>10</td><td><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2016/08/how-long-is-enough-noi-dont-mean-linear.html">How Long is Enough?</a></b></span></td><td><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2021/07/were-all-going-on-summer-holiday.html">We're All Going on a Summer Holiday</a></b></span></td></tr>
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<h2>Lessons Learned</h2><p style="text-align: left;"></p><p></p><ol style="text-align: left;"><li style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I started blogging when I realised how much time I spent reading about other people's experiences and thoughts, but I wasn't contributing anything myself. The world is full of 'consumers' and very few 'producers'. As a 'sex' blogger, I had started writing personal journal reviews of my sexual experiences, especially since I had come out of sexless marriage and was discovering what I had been missing out on, through the world of transactional sex. So my public blogging started out as an extension of those reviews.</span></li><li style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I was very fortunate in finding some wonderfully helpful, very sexual ladies. I learned so many new things, but also in our discussions discovered how uninformed and inexperienced so many 'punters' were. So I started some sex educational type posts, which top my all-time list, confirming what these ladies had been telling me.</span></li><li style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span>As I started to see the interest my posts were </span>gärning<span style="background-color: white; text-align: start;">, I started to realise the need to promote my writing. I started thinking about key phrases and common search terms (this was before SEO became the tool de rigueur of top bloggers). This was also the time I was becoming more aware of a community of sex bloggers and discovered 'memes' as a means of promoting my work. Most recently, I started dabbling into Twitter as a communications medium. Which immediately leads into the next phase, use of '</span><a href="https://medium.com">Medium</a>'.</span></li><li style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">As I studied other's blogs (more than just reading), it got me thinking back to my professional work as a technical writer, and how so much of what I learnt and used back then, also applied to good blog writing.</span></li><li style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">From memes and the challenges of writing styles, I took on some of the challenges of writing to a prompt instead of just from my own personal experiences. This led into tackling some pure fictional writing, and 70% of my 2021 list are fictional pieces.<br />My fictional series about the "Circle of Friends with Benefits" who end up going on a "Summer Holiday", totals 20 posts (3 appear on my 2021 Top 10 list). I've since compiled them into an 'epub' e-book that I'm considering publishing (free). </span></li></ol><h3 style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Thank You</span></h3><div><span style="font-family: verdana;">I conclude with a very big THANK YOU, to all my readers, casual and regular. Of my readers, a special Thank You to those who took the time to submit a comment of feedback and encouragement, (of my c.200 posts I average 1 comment/post, from 140,000 page views). Thank you also to the community of sex bloggers for your encouragement and example.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: verdana;"><br /></span></div>
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<p></p>Sir Thomashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09510952537060051196noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2056639378527481628.post-14046169378922806002021-12-28T10:02:00.002+11:002021-12-31T09:45:22.763+11:00Merry Kissmas<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">What with covid lock-down and my post prostate cancer treatment ED, it's been 3 months since my last '<a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2020/02/ed-recovery-test-drive.html">test drive</a>', which whilst nice, didn't reach a 'happy ending'. But with restrictions easing, bordellos reopening and my birthday and Christmas coming up, I felt I needed to see</span><span style="font-family: verdana;"> </span><span style="font-family: verdana;">if I could finally reach that 'happy ending'!</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">With Cialis the night before, Viagra on the morning and an hour free in my carer schedule, I set off to visit a new (for me) establishment that had a couple of well reviewed girls.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Being a Monday, so soon after post restrictions reopening, there were only 2 ladies on roster. I selected Emma who seemed a bit more outgoing and her English was not quite as bad as the other girl.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I was barely undressed when she returned and directed me straight onto the bed. It was straight into cuddles and nipple licking. She pushed her enhanced boobs in my face and directed her very long erect dark brown nipples to my mouth. Kissing was very 'light', though I later found she has a strange style of putting her tongue out a little to 'kiss'. Later in the heat of passion it was more deep French kissing.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">We had a little chat with her poor English. When she discovered that I was twice her age, she said that I looked younger. I explained that whilst my tongue was still young, the 'old fella' was definitely showing his age. Since my prostate cancer treatment, I explained that I had difficulty getting erections and seldom came. Since the vasectomy, 'No babies', and with roast prostate 'No creampies'! I need medication to help get it up and my cock-ring to keep it up once it gets hard.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">She obviously took this as a challenge. </span><span style="font-family: verdana;">She immediately swung round to go down on me and threw a leg over pushing her yummy pussy in my face. Well her oral technique was wonderfully effective. Her pussy is to die for. It's orientation was good in that I could alternate between licking and sucking her clit and labia, to deep tongue fucking.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">When I looked up, I saw that the manager(?) had attached a piece of mistletoe to the end of the ceiling mounted mirror above us, not that I needed further encouragement in my <a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2020/12/the-australian-kiss.html">Australian kissing</a>!</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: verdana; text-align: center;"><span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9umTg_qQMm_2rgBpINFQiIJodJNDJ-4AMqw9FHVpG9vhWV6yuawszQYiDuE8hcpE9kmzPPm7wJWYykPugdf2mVPR2_rm0WtZn5Dl2Pih_eiVUh_agTCamtdKTfESWt9Ks3KoHaEInqHc/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="937" data-original-width="1000" height="188" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9umTg_qQMm_2rgBpINFQiIJodJNDJ-4AMqw9FHVpG9vhWV6yuawszQYiDuE8hcpE9kmzPPm7wJWYykPugdf2mVPR2_rm0WtZn5Dl2Pih_eiVUh_agTCamtdKTfESWt9Ks3KoHaEInqHc/w200-h188/image.png" width="200" /></a></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><b><a href="https://yourholidaylights.com">(Image 'yourholidaylights.com')</a></b></span></span></div><span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">I was getting a good response from her, so after a while I tried some fingering whilst I licked. I found her G-spot and she thrust back on my face and sucked harder like a hoover. I added a little rimming and with FIP and licking and sucking her clit, her body shuddered in orgasm.</span></div></span><p></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Well our 69 must have lasted 15 minutes, when she finally came up asking "We fuck now?". Well we started with missionary with some breast work and more kissing. Whilst we had some good deep groin slapping fun, it wasn't really getting us there. So she swung around to the side so that we were joined in a sort of scissor position (a new one for me). In this position, my cock seemed to stimulate her clit and g-spot better and she said she came again.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">She then swung round again to squat on me in the Asian cow-girl position. This really seemed to hit her spot again.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">With 5 minutes left and I confirmed that I still hadn't come, she suggested a hand-job finish. I suggested it would be best if I did it myself, so condom off and lubed my hand. She rolled to one side and grabbed my left hand and pushed it under her pussy for some more fingering. I get 2 fingers in and the position is perfect. She leans over me to watch my hand work, then sticks her tongue out to lick my glans. </span><span style="font-family: verdana;">We ended up coming together.</span><span style="font-family: verdana;"> </span><span style="font-family: verdana;">She was surprised to see that mine was virtually a 'dry orgasm' with barely a half teaspoon of 'pre-cum' (toast prostate is virtually non-functional).</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">She claimed she came three times in all, though they were of the quiet gentle type, not body shaking, hip thrusting, nose punching type. But that's OK, I've seen (and tasted) all types (see "<a href="https://thecunninglinctus.blogspot.com/2015/05/o-o-o-omg.html">OMG, The Female Orgasm</a>").</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">As I jumped in the shower, she came straight in with me and gave me a good all-over lathering and another little tug.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="background-color: white;">After we dried off, she proceeded to help me dress, then combed my hair. Nice little touches. As I was leaving, she repeated her name several times to make sure I remembered her (how could I forget a fuck like that).</span> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana;">Happy birthday to me and Merry Kissmas to you!</span></p>
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