We are well into the first week of December, so it's time to write out my erotically poetic ChristmasSexmas Wish List - it is traditional to have 12 days of wishes.
Not having a 'True Love' with an ounce of libidinousness in her mind or body to give my wishes to me, I can only hope that Santa remembers that I have been nicely naughty all year long!
On the 1st day of Sexmas, my true wish is for me, a diamond studded gold cock ring.
On the 2nd day of Sexmas, my true wish is for you, two silver nipple clamps.
On the 3rd day of Sexmas, my true wish is for me, three penis piercings (the stair-way to heavenly orgasms is a Jacob's Ladder, I am told).
On the 4th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for you, 4 clit rings a'clitering.
On the 5th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for you, 5 silver clit bells (you rang?).
On the 6th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for me, 6 lays a'laying.
On the 7th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for me, 7 nymphs a'swimming.
On the 8th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for me, 8 maids a'milking.
On the 9th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for you, 9 drummers drumming.
On the 10th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for me, 10 pipers 'piping'.
On the 11th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for me, 11 Ladies dancing.
On the 12th day of Sexmas, my true wish is for you, 12 Lords a'leaping.
So dear readers, I hope your True Love gives you your wishes for Christmas/Sexmas, or Santa Claus does at least.
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