Sunday, 14 March 2021

The State of the Onion

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone"!

Ella Wheeler Wilcox (1850 – 1919)

My 'state' at this point, is a bit like an onion, crinkly dry skin, a white tossled top, the dark brown of youth now salt and pepper. As you peel the skin, there are multiple layers, enough to make you cry. Now I don't want to bore you with the problems of my union, I've touched on it enough in other posts, so lets have some fun.

(I did NOT have sexual relations with THAT woman)

Now a State of the Union address is like an Annual Report, with a Profit and Loss (Cost/Benefit) Statement listing all the Income and Expenditures to see if you've come out ahead or behind (Profit or Loss) for the year. The Balance Sheet lists all your Assets and Liabilities at the time of the report to see if you are sufficiently liquid to continue going forward.

Expenditure/Costs (March 2020 - February 2021)

Income/Benefits

  • 4 Rut'n Toot'n Clit Lick'n respite sessions with buddy
  • 50 DIY orgasms with PP
  • 100's of hours enjoyable reading of sex blogs, porn and enjoying the community
  • Government funded 'aged care assistance' for Lady T, including fortnightly house keeping

Assets (as at 1st March 2021)

  • 1 tongue in perfect clit-lick'n order
  • Overall good health and the prostate cancer issues has been fully resolved
  • Loving, supportive family and delightful grand-children
  • Pre-approved government funding for aged/nursing home care when needed
  • Sound pension investment portfolio
    Note: after a sharp drop in value at the start of the covid pandemic, a rebalancing of investments out of international property (airports, shopping centres, toll-roads, etc, all of which were badly affected by covid) into bio-tech and 'green' stock has seen a rebound to pre-covid levels.

Liabilities

Auditors Report

Due to undocumented expenditures and the ephemeral nature of some of the 'income', assets and liabilities, I am unable to certify the veracity of the above operating statements of Sir Thomas TTE, although I am sure there is truth in every item reported. I also note that there is no provision for income tax liabilities.

2 comments:

  1. Hahaha! This is hilarious! I love what you've done with this!

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  2. An entertaining read, Sir Thomas. :)

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