Numberphiles, stand up and be counted

Q: 31415926271828182854?

Passnumbers, license numbers, phone numbers, credit card numbers, bank account numbers, ad infinitum. Ooooh, it's so hot to see fellow sex bloggers that are also numberphiles. We even have our own YouTube channel - "Numberphile"

Whilst there are strings of numbers that I do remember, usually for a special reason (like my 'leaving certificate' examination number from 1965 - 39445 - which I had to memorize for my French oral examination - trent-neuf mille quartre cent quarante cinq). Of course, these days, "French oral" has an entirely different meaning. But for some reason I am useless with dates.

Whilst the ability to remember all sort of strings of numbers is a great skill, true numberphiles love the patterns of manipulating and computing numbers. Concepts like various types of infinity (yes there is more than one type), complex and irrational numbers. How can an infinite sum of certain fractions result in an exact number? How can two irrational numbers, and a complex number combine to form an integer? Beauty can be found in mathematical equations. The Most Beautiful would have to be Euler's Identity, written simply as:

For some people, asking "What's you number?" means their telephone number, but for others, it means "What's the number of sexual partners you have had?". I'm afraid I get a little jealous reading fellow Bloggers writing about their sex life with their life partner multiple times per night or week. We who have to buy a lady's favours need a little black spreadsheet to track who, when, where and how good. I see that 2011 was my best year with 31 encounters with 20 different ladies, followed by 2012 with 27 encounters with 19 different ladies. (Wow, better than once a fortnight for 2 years straight). I see there was one super hottie I saw monthly during both 2017 and 2018 (Aaaah the memories). But 2020 has been just 2 ED recovery 'test runs'.  My number? Over 10 years, 91.

A: For true Numberphiles, it should be as easy as pi-e.

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Coitus Interruptus - ED in Isolation

My post prostate cancer radiotherapy ED saga continues.

When I last posted on the subject, my self-treatment had finally got me to a usable erection that I took for a test drive. Whilst coitus was successful, feelings were minimal and orgasm not coming. With that encouraging encounter, I had planned on a second test drive, but Corona Virus intervened.

With sex workers my only option, this virus lockdown has put the kibosh to that idea for the foreseeable future - it could be another 6 months yet. But even then, I imagine some bureaucrat will insist on face masks and 'social distancing'. Its 55 years since I could shoot 1.5 metres!

Meanwhile, back at isolation central, I've stopped the daily Viagra and libido has just about gone back to zero. I have tried on occasions a maximum dose and the vacuum pump for some self-pleasure, just. Hardly worth the effort.

So as far as 'healing' the ED, I would have to say that my treatment regime has not worked. But the daily Viagra plus a super-maximum dose as needed did get me to a workable condition

So the title says it all - Covid-19 isolation 1, Libido 0.

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[photography]Blue Balls

"Blue Balls"

(Isolation week 8!)

Wardrobe Malfunction - Side Ball

If ladies have a "side boob" wardrobe malfunctions, what do men have? "Side Ball"?

Launching 'Argentum Vulpes'

Having just completed this year's 'A-to-Z Challenge', I found myself writing further and further from the primary theme of 'The Cunning Linctus'. With my declining libido since my prostate cancer radiotherapy treatment, plus aging, I felt it was time to launch a new BLOG, "Argentum Vulpes" where I can write about a broader range of subjects. "The Cunning Linctus" will continue as and when inspiration hits. 'AV' posts will appear in memes as appropriate, where The Linctus has posted before, such as Food4Thought, SB4MH, Elust etc.

Observant regular readers will have noticed a change to my profile picture and description, which I hope reflects my new emphasis as the "Silver Fox" - "The Tongue Engine" is effectively retiring.