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Monday, 10 December 2018

Knight Attire

This post was inspired by a recent Kink of the Week’ prompt about ‘Men In Panties’. Whilst I am not personally into ‘kink’ per se, ‘ladies’ knickers per se, 'dick pics’ or selfies either, I thought the following analysis might be insightful.
As my male readers will know, men’s underwear manufacturers on the whole, don’t cater well for sensual gentlemen. 30-40 years ago, we had ‘Jockettes’ and like, but they seem to have disappeared off the market. Browsing the average High Street men’s wear store finds the average offering something like this:---

Which is fine if you are a tradie and need absorbent material and protection of your sensitive parts from rough overalls.

But sensuous and sexy they are not.
Thus I turned to the ladies section to try and find something more “comfortable” for those more intimate moments. Specifically I was looking for something with a ‘silky’ touch, shear without lace or frills. I also like high-cut g-string for for exposed butt cheeks.  But whilst I like a snug fit, I found many styles just too tight. The following are my current wardrobe:-

In more recent years, we have seen the rise of ‘sex’ shops with a wide range of sexy lady’s lingerie and men’s underwear. Whilst their emphasis seems to be on the ‘posing pouch’ style, some searching found some styles that I liked - specifically they have either a couple of darts sewn in the material to give the front more room. Alternatively, there is the multi-piece design which gives a shaped pouch.
For touch, the red pair are my favourite, but the multi-coloured pair have a special place in my heart. A very special Lady Of Pleasure (LOP) has always admired and loved the touch of some of my attire, and oh could she touch. On a recent holiday OS to visit family, she returned with a present for me - the multi-coloured pair.
Apart from LOP visits, my Knight Attire serve as my ‘pyjamas’, especially since Lady Thomas no longer shares the bedroom, they offer some comfort on those lonely nights.
Acknowledgements
A special thanks is due to Mr Pfizer for assistance in modelling the apparel to maximum effect.

PS

Not bad for a 70 year old, 12 months post prostate cancer radiotherapy.

Saturday, 17 February 2018

Elust 103

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Welcome to Elust 103-
The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you're looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it'll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #104 Start with the rules, come back March 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

The Friend and The Acquaintance

The dress rehearsal

Lake Malawi

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

Color Me Kinky

A Slow Burn on a Summer Night.

~Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

Voodoo Me

 *You really should consider adding your popular posts here too*
All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!

Body Talk and Sexual Health

Cervical Orgasms: the deep erogenous zones

Erotic Fiction

Snow Day
Bad Dream
Heaven is a Place on Earth
Fucking Women
Laura's Christmas
The Scent of a Woman
More than Friends: A Night Out
Eloise ~ Part one ~ Under my skin
Helios

Erotic Non-Fiction

Pain is confusing
I Don’t Want You to Hurt Me
Chemistry
There's Many a Slip Twixt...
First Experience
Mixed bag/into my own eyes
Swinging 1
Lust and Will
Hot sunshine

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Mortified
Stop Worrying and Learn to Love Fellatio
I come from sexual assault
A life in three tweets

Poetry

-02.02.18_00:18-
The Four In the Morning Fuck

Blogging

Why Do I Blog?

Writing About Writing

10 Things I Will NEVER Write About

Elust

Tuesday, 30 January 2018

There's Many A Slip Twixt.....

I was reading an old post recently, "That Smile" and was reminded of D's welcoming words, "Thank God its you. I've had a shitty day and need some Me time". Now in the commercial sex world, one doesn't expect a "relationship" and a "Girl Friend Experience" is just a marketing ploy. But just occasionally, one comes across a gem who loves the sex even more than the money. Then as we see each other more regularly, a sort of a sex-buddy 'relationship' develops. D's words above, reminded me of a more recent warm, nay hot, welcome.

I've been seeing Miss R for over a year now. This day, I had rung and made a booking, but it seems the receptionist doesn't tell the ladies the name of who a booking is with. When I arrived, Miss R was delayed, so I was shown to the bedroom to wait. I showered and was lying on the bed waiting.

R opened the door, resplendent in black G string and negligee. The moment she saw it was me, she rushed to the bed and immediately jumped my bones. Without a word, she had my head in her hands and tongue down my throat. Little Tom was enjoying a lovely 'panty slide'. I slipped my hands inside her negligee top to squeeze her breasts and my thumbs massaged her very prominent brown nipples. I swear, R's nipples must be wired directly to her clit, because there is an immediate reaction inside the sheer material sliding over my cock. Her body jumps into high gear. Our kissing becomes intensely passionate and our pubes are grinding ever harder. Her panties are slick in less than a minute and I am sliding in the groove of a wonderful 'camel-toe'.

God, its amazing how a piece of clothing can be so erotically alluring, how a piece of silk can promise so much, but not just yet. Delayed gratification intensifies the desire.

Our grinding is now round and round, up and down, side to side. I can  feel the hem edging. Little Tom is edging. There's many a slip twixt the cock and the slit! (cf.  George Pettie in Petite Palace, "Many things happens betweene the cup and the lip, many thinges chaunce betweene the bourde and the bed". ref. wikipedia)

We roll apart whilst I remove her negligee and soaking panties. We roll together for a cuddle. I look into her eyes and say "Well, hello to you too!"
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