Wardrobe Malfunction - Side Ball

If ladies have a "side boob" wardrobe malfunctions, what do men have? "Side Ball"?

Knight Attire

This post was inspired by a recent  

‘Kink of the Week’ prompt about ‘Men In Panties’. Whilst I am not personally into ‘kink’ per se, ‘ladies’ knickers per se, 'dick pics’ or selfies either, I thought the following analysis might be insightful.

 

As my male readers will know, men’s underwear manufacturers on the whole, don’t cater well for sensual gentlemen. 30-40 years ago, we had ‘Jockettes’ and like, but they seem to have disappeared off the market. Browsing the average High Street men’s wear store finds the average offering, which is fine if you are a tradie and need absorbent material and protection of your sensitive parts from rough overalls.

But sensuous and sexy they are not.

Thus I turned to the ladies section to try and find something more “comfortable” for those more intimate moments. Specifically I was looking for something with a ‘silky’ touch, shear without lace or frills. I also like high-cut g-string for exposed butt cheeks.  But whilst I like a snug fit, I found many styles just too tight. The following are my current wardrobe:-

In more recent years, we have seen the rise of ‘sex’ shops with a wide range of sexy lady’s lingerie and men’s underwear. Whilst their emphasis seems to be on the ‘posing pouch’ style, some searching found some styles that I liked - specifically they have either a couple of darts sewn in the material to give the front more room. Alternatively, there is the multi-piece design which gives a shaped pouch.

For touch, the red pair are my favourite, but the multi-coloured pair have a special place in my heart. A very special Lady Of Pleasure (LOP) has always admired and loved the touch of some of my attire, and oh could she touch. On a recent holiday OS to visit family, she returned with a present for me - the multi-coloured pair. 

 
Apart from LOP visits, my Knight Attire serve as my ‘pyjamas’, especially since Lady Thomas no longer shares the bedroom, they offer some comfort on those lonely nights.

Acknowledgements

A special thanks is due to Mr Pfizer for assistance in modelling the apparel to maximum effect.

PS

Not bad for a 70 year old, 12 months post prostate cancer radiotherapy.

#LingerieIsForEveryone

A Bad Habit

(Prelude:- A fellow punter had reported visiting D and taking as a gift, a novelty Nun's habit.  On a subsequent visit, talking with D, I mentioned the outfit - she said she had taken it home intending to wear it to a B&S Ball, but ended up not going.  The following relates to a further subsequent visit...)

Fr Thomas had taken time off from tending his flock to pay a visit on Sr. Delilah. She was delighted to see him and welcomed him with a sisterly kiss.  

When she came into the inner sanctum, she was wearing her new habit.  Fr. Thomas turned her around to admire her attire.  But to his shock and horror, he discovered she was wearing a pair of those disgusting, red 'g-string' thingies. Not only that, but they were wet and slippery to the touch.

He reprimanded her severely, laying her over his knees to apply a spanking to the exposed cheeks (that the g-string failed to cover).  He ordered her on to her knees and directed her to kiss his knob in penitence.  

After her slobbering penitence, he ordered her to her feet where he defrocked her, then lay her across the bed so that the dreadful object of offence could be ripped off of her.  He then gave a kiss of forgiveness and applied the salve of reconciliation, laving the offended parts of her body, till she shuddered in penitence.

He then turned her over on to her knees again so that they could be joined in holy union.  With much pleading to The Almighty, they ascended the heights of ecstatic utterance, till at last they exploded in unison with a three fold "Oh God!". (Note that a 3-fold "Oh God" carries higher merit that a 7-fold "Hail Mary").

As Fr. Thomas performed his holy water ablutions, he could not help but admire the perfectly angelic creation of Sr. Delilah, and wondered if she had any other "bad habits" that might need his attention.

(As usual, apart from some literary license, no facts were harmed in the production of this review!)